Someone—or something—had torn open their mail, spread clothing throughout the house, and smeared lotion on a door handle.

7. Picking their nose.

When you’ve got things to get done, you prefer to devise a super detailed plan of attack, which often takes more time than the duty itself to complete.

They are excited to see you, excited to talk about whatever subjects come up, excited to do just about anything. They’ve got a bounce in their step that other people…

Let yourself be gutted. Let it open you. Start here.

5. Into The Wild (2007)

You realize that there’s only so many ways you can Instagram kale before it seems like a propaganda movement.

That pretty boy whose body is his business card to get clients? Yeah, chances you won’t be able to look like that.

Vine offers some incredibly humorous and creative folks, but the majority of the true talents don’t manage to reach “Vine star” status.

32. Being able to use your hands as maps.

1. Being told real women have curves.

1. You tend to think a lot about everything. You’re always finding deeper meaning in your relationships, simple interactions with strangers, and in the world around you.

They can be very expensive. There are entrance fees, wardrobe costs, professional head shots, physical training, interview coaching, hair and makeup services, travel and hotel accommodations, etc.

25. Does frosting turn a muffin into a cupcake?

Women have choices men don’t — to make decisions based on fulfillment rather than survival.

“He called me a temptress and a tease and told me that I was lucky to have gotten an A on my last paper because if it weren’t for my…

Oddly, the beginning of this journey seemed almost a healthy thing for my marriage. I was sexually charged up and was attacking my husband several times a week.

11. The moment of total sadness you experience when a book ends because you feel like you’ve just left a world you were completely consumed by.

4. Makeup is never meant to change your face. It’s meant to enhance your beauty.

From my experience, more than heavy petting beneath a blanket is virtually impossible on a regular commercial flight.

Let’s face it, when it comes to speaking English, some accents are sexier than others.

You learn to trust yourself.

A Case Study in how not to do Case Studies

I swear it’s the moms I’m looking at, not children.

$1.50 hot dog meal combo?! This place makes a baseball stadium look bougie. Indulge often. You can head to the treadmill section of the store later.

Picky appetizer people ruin meals (and lives).