Your mom is so ugly, she went into a haunted house and left with a job application.
Your momma is so nasty, she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!
Yo mamma so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
Your mama is so hairy, when you were born you almost died of rug burn.
Your mama’s so fat that when she fell in love she broke it.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Your mom’s so ugly, your dad takes her to work with him every day so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Your mom is so fat I have to take a bus to get on her good side.
Yo mama’s such a ho that “Who’s your daddy?” is a multiple-choice question.
Yo mama so fat, if she walks by the TV you miss all three Lord of the Rings movies.