50 People Share Their Favorite “Your Mama” Jokes

21.

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles, cars slow down.

22.

Yo mama’s so fat her blood type is ketchup.

23.

Your mom is so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s.

24.

Your mom is so fat that when she sits on an iPod, it makes an iPad.

25.

Your momma is so stank she used Secret deodorant and it told.

26.

Yo momma’s so fat, when she sat on the train, she invented the subway!

27.

Yo mamma’s so dumb, someone told her it was chilly outside and she walked outside with a bowl.

28.

Your mom’s so dumb it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

29.

Your mama is so poor that she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken and licks other people’s fingers.

30.

Your mother’s so fat when she wears Guess jeans the answer pops out.

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