50 People Share Their Favorite “Your Mama” Jokes

41.

Yo momma so fat, her pictures keep falling off the wall.

42.

Your mom’s so old she has an autographed Bible.

43.

Yo momma so ugly, the boomerang don’t come back.

44.

Yo mama’s so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ear and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

45.

Yo momma so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

46.

Yo mama is so old she sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade.

47.

Your mama so ugly, people break into her house just to close the blinds.

48.

I know this comment will never be seen. Unlike your mom, who can be seen from space.

49.

Yo Mama jokes are old, unfunny, and have been done so many times that it’s clear no one likes them. People just use them for cheap laughs.

Just like your mother.

50.

The best joke about your mom is you. TC mark

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