Your mom’s so ugly, even Ripley’s cannot believe it.
Yo momma so fat she can’t jump to conclusions.
Yo mama is so old, her Social Security Number is 1.
Yo Mama so fat, food trucks follow her on Twitter.
Yo mamma is so stupid she stared at orange juice for 8 hours because it said “concentrate.”
Your mother’s so fat she masturbates to cookbooks.
Yo mama has so many gaps between her teeth it looks like her tongue’s in jail.
Your mom is so ugly that when she was young she had to trick or treat over the telephone.
Yo momma so ugly, cats put sand on her.
Yo momma so old she farts dust.