50 People Share Their Favorite “Your Mama” Jokes

11.

Yo momma is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

12.

Your momma’s so fat, she’s got triabetes.

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Your Mama’s had the clap so many times her doctor treats her for applause.

14.

Your momma is so unfamiliar with the gym that she calls it James.

15.

Your mom is so fat she has to use diet soap.

16.

Yo mama’s so stupid she thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday.

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Yo mama so dumb, she returned a puzzle to the store thinkin’ it was broken.

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Your mama’s so fat, when the doctor diagnosed her with a deadly flesh-eating disease he gave her 10 years to live.

19.

Your mom’s so fat she doesn’t need Internet because she’s already World Wide.

20.

Your momma’s so dumb she sold her car for gas money.

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