Jessa Barron

Tell her, “We need to talk…” then don’t respond.

From Vogue calling 2014 the era of the big booty, to Twitter proclaiming Iggy and Macklemore the “King and Queen of Rap,” white people are claiming it all.

Fantasy football has been around for years. It’s still very much a male-dominated pastime, but it’s also true that more and more women are getting involved. And, real talk? “You let a girl beat you” is getting real old, real fast…

1. Everything in life is about balance.

It’s been 38 minutes already! She always responds within 3. What gives?!

You walk in and immediately clock in. This is how you get paid. You make small talk with the servers and return to the front with your fellow hostesses. It’s not quite 5:30, so you have time to talk before guests arrive.