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I’m Sleeping With My Boss To Keep My Job, And Nobody Knows It
I knew my performance was lagging. I wasn’t meeting my monthly numbers (I work in a sales kind of position) and I knew my employment was a ticking time bomb.
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How to Keep A Library Of (Physical) Books
Books are an investment. I understand they cost money upfront…but that’s how an investment works.
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Journey To The Modern Frontier: Art Collaboration To Answer The Question, “What Moves You?”
This torch-passing style collaboration will see Ghostpoet write the words before passing them onto Koreless who will compose the music and with the resulting piece of work audio-visual artist Alex…
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30 Quotes That Will Rip Apart The Way You See Your Life
“Artists use lies to tell the truth. Yes, I created a lie. But because you believed it, you found something true about yourself.”
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12 Things You Will Experience During College
9. You will develop feelings for someone you shouldn’t — at least once.
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11 Simple Rules You Should Follow To Be The Best Roommate On The Planet
So you are about to move in with some new roommates. The three of you are best friends and you have been hanging out all the time! However, you’ve never…
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I Know For A Fact That ‘Blurred Lines’ Is Not Sexist
It has nothing to do with male/female relations. Nor does it have anything to do with unwanted sexual advances.
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50 People On ‘The Time I Met A Celeb And They Acted Like A Total Weirdo’
I worked at Blockbuster video a few years ago, and I got to tell Al Gore that he owed us 1.50 because he returned “I Love You Man” late.
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10 Reasons Taco Bell Would Make A Great Lover If It Were A Person
I’m just a man in love with a fast food establishment.
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6 Things Women Want Men To Know
Respecting people is far more important than being seen as “strong.”
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12 Women Who Changed The Way We Look At Sex
Are Americans prudes? Some people think so. After all, the country that gave the world Elvis’s hips, free love, and Porn Valley is also a land founded by Puritans, given…
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Sugar Kills, 6 “Healthy” Foods With More Sugar Than a Krispy Kreme Donut
I’m not even kidding when I say that many of you are basically eating donuts all day.
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I Got Interviewed And Denied By My Dream Job, Now I Want To Die
I was going to do what so few in life ever do, I was going to accomplish my dream and work for a place that people would actually be jealous…
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27 Signs You’re In A Serious Relationship With Chipotle
7. You flirt with ordering something new, but you always know what you’re going to get. You know what you like and you don’t apologize.
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Being Queer and Jewish in Ultra-Orthodox Brooklyn
Living in Crown Heights would be akin to re-entering the closet, five years after having emerged from it. “Could you do that?” my mother asked me.
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7 Jobs You Will Have In Your 20s (And What You Will Learn From Each One)
It’s important to have that internship position where you are getting the coffee for the person who gets the coffee.
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Love Is Enough Except When It Isn’t
I watched myself dissolve, becoming permanently incorporated into something else, forgetting what I was, with these brand new cells.
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Call For Submissions: I Cheated In A One Night Stand… And Then Found Out He Was My Boyfriend’s Coworker
Have you ever cheated and regretted it all the more so because afterward you just kept on running into him — at the coffee shop, in class, at parties?
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50 People On ‘The Secret I Am Terrified To Tell’
Every day for a week, I would go over there and snoop around their house. I found my friend’s diary, and proceeded to read the entire thing. I used this…
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27 Gross Things Everybody Does When No One Is Looking
Picking up crumbs off of yourself and eating them without giving it a second thought.
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7 Words To Use In Place Of ‘Unemployed’
Being unemployed can be difficult, but admitting to it by labeling yourself as such is nearly as hard.
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When People Come Back Into Your Life
You’ll wake up one day to find the connections that kept you attached to someone are so deeply severed they can never be completely repaired.
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21 Little-Known Facts About Meryl Streep, The World’s Most Perfect Being
When Streep tried out for ‘King Kong,’ Dino DeLaurentis told his son, in Italian, that Streep was too ugly for the part. Meryl shocked the sh*t out of him when…
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This Is How I Describe My Love Story
Yet I fall in love with you, unpredictably.
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21 Genius Larry David-isms For Dealing With People
“Two years, you’re still getting sorries? I don’t think so, that’s a long time for sorries. That’s like saying Happy New Year in October. ”
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How To Say Goodbye To Someone You Don’t Want To Leave
Because when we are saying goodbye to someone, we’re not just talking to them, we’re talking to the person that we are at this very moment.
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38 Of The Most Shocking, WTF Secrets From 38 Strangers On The Internet
I set my molesters house on fire.
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15 Tips To Make You Feel Pretty As Hell (For Men & Women!)
1. Wear something spectacular that nobody else can see.
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41 Short Stories Of Unforgettable Evil From 41 People
After his dad and brother got out of the hospital, I went by the give my condolences and spent most of the time sitting in my friend’s room talking to…
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Ranking The 15 Chain Restaurants That Truly Define American Life
There are few things more American than chowing down at a chain restaurant–serving up life as it truly is, with a side of affordable prices to boot.
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12 Things Some Girls Still Don’t Understand
More makeup does not mean more beautiful. More makeup means you look like you put more makeup on.
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31 Funny, Thought-Provoking Chris Rock Jokes That Will Make Your Day
“You don’t need no gun control. We need some bullet control. I think all bullets should cost $5000. ‘Cause if a bullet costs $5000, there’d be no more innocent bystanders.”
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I’m Blocking My Parents From Facebook Right After They Read This Article
But, when it comes to the Internet, you’re barely passing. D minus maybe.
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21 People On How You Know You’re In Love
I knew I was in love when I pulled his body from a car wreck.
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Free Speech: You Don’t Actually Know What You Are Talking About
This country has a fundamental misunderstanding of what the first amendment actually says.
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33 Of The Most Hilariously Terrible First Sentences In Literature History
“Cheryl’s mind turned like the vanes of a wind-powered turbine, chopping her sparrow-like thoughts into bloody pieces that fell onto a growing pile of forgotten memories.”
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16 Things To Start Doing For A Day That Ends As Well As It Starts
Make plans with a friend or for yourself, look up a new recipe for dinner or plan to make an old favorite, or even just promise yourself a big glass…
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41 Quotes From Runners That Will Help You Power Through Your Last Mile
“Running is my private time, my therapy, my religion.”
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11 Ways To Create A Life You Don’t Need To Escape
Nothing keeps you as anxious as feeling like you need to constantly spend money.
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Types Of Women I Hate
The better-looking the female is, the greater your unfounded hatred should be.
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16 Hacks To Improve Your College Experience
7. Befriend the kid in the slayer shirt who sits at the back of your english class.
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42 Little-Known Facts About Famous Rappers and Hip Hop
30. Snoop Dogg went to school with Cameron Diaz and sold her marijuana at the time.
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How To Take A Test
Just use the number they assigned you and fill this out – be truthful, it won’t hurt, I promise.
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28 Nuggets of Wisdom From Life’s Greatest Motivator, Coach Eric Taylor
“Clear Eyes, Full Hearts…ehh we’ll deal with that later.”
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20 Types Of Instagram Photos That Won’t Help You Win Back Your Ex (And One That Might)
An ex-lover is like a comfortable pair of jeans: soft and familiar, a reliable standby when you want to feel like your old self again.
