“What is your back up plan?” they asked. “What do you want to do?”
So, I just finished a cold press juice cleanse and it literally changed my life. Literally.
The process of picking a Facebook profile picture has become increasingly cliche. Should I choose something funny? Ironic? Genuine? Touching?
You’re probably confused as to why I’m writing you this letter.
I’d have to say, my biggest challenge so far has been learning how to forgive myself when I accidentally fall off the wagon and into a bathtub full of booze.
I can’t locate my bathroom without consulting Google Maps.
To be honest, I thought Adele was like 65, but it turns out she’s only 27, which is actually kind of amazing considering the fact that she’s worth an estimated 55 million dollars, has won nine Grammys, an Academy Award, and a Golden Globe.
Although one group may be animated, and the other may be human, Disney villains and the Real Housewives have a lot in common: they both love causing drama; always want to be the center of attention; and have faces that were not meant for existence in the natural world.
This is less about sexual attraction and more about seeing if the creator of The View’s face is actually a mask made of grafted pigskin.
“Are you gay?” No. You’re just single. You’re glad to know people think you are though.