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Sugar Kills, 6 “Healthy” Foods With More Sugar Than a Krispy Kreme Donut
I’m not even kidding when I say that many of you are basically eating donuts all day.
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I Got Interviewed And Denied By My Dream Job, Now I Want To Die
I was going to do what so few in life ever do, I was going to accomplish my dream and work for a place that people would actually be jealous…
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27 Signs You’re In A Serious Relationship With Chipotle
7. You flirt with ordering something new, but you always know what you’re going to get. You know what you like and you don’t apologize.
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Being Queer and Jewish in Ultra-Orthodox Brooklyn
Living in Crown Heights would be akin to re-entering the closet, five years after having emerged from it. “Could you do that?” my mother asked me.
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7 Jobs You Will Have In Your 20s (And What You Will Learn From Each One)
It’s important to have that internship position where you are getting the coffee for the person who gets the coffee.
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Love Is Enough Except When It Isn’t
I watched myself dissolve, becoming permanently incorporated into something else, forgetting what I was, with these brand new cells.
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Call For Submissions: I Cheated In A One Night Stand… And Then Found Out He Was My Boyfriend’s Coworker
Have you ever cheated and regretted it all the more so because afterward you just kept on running into him — at the coffee shop, in class, at parties?
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50 People On ‘The Secret I Am Terrified To Tell’
Every day for a week, I would go over there and snoop around their house. I found my friend’s diary, and proceeded to read the entire thing. I used this…
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27 Gross Things Everybody Does When No One Is Looking
Picking up crumbs off of yourself and eating them without giving it a second thought.
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7 Words To Use In Place Of ‘Unemployed’
Being unemployed can be difficult, but admitting to it by labeling yourself as such is nearly as hard.
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When People Come Back Into Your Life
You’ll wake up one day to find the connections that kept you attached to someone are so deeply severed they can never be completely repaired.
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21 Little-Known Facts About Meryl Streep, The World’s Most Perfect Being
When Streep tried out for ‘King Kong,’ Dino DeLaurentis told his son, in Italian, that Streep was too ugly for the part. Meryl shocked the sh*t out of him when…
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This Is How I Describe My Love Story
Yet I fall in love with you, unpredictably.
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21 Genius Larry David-isms For Dealing With People
“Two years, you’re still getting sorries? I don’t think so, that’s a long time for sorries. That’s like saying Happy New Year in October. ”
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How To Say Goodbye To Someone You Don’t Want To Leave
Because when we are saying goodbye to someone, we’re not just talking to them, we’re talking to the person that we are at this very moment.
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38 Of The Most Shocking, WTF Secrets From 38 Strangers On The Internet
I set my molesters house on fire.
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15 Tips To Make You Feel Pretty As Hell (For Men & Women!)
1. Wear something spectacular that nobody else can see.
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41 Short Stories Of Unforgettable Evil From 41 People
After his dad and brother got out of the hospital, I went by the give my condolences and spent most of the time sitting in my friend’s room talking to…
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Ranking The 15 Chain Restaurants That Truly Define American Life
There are few things more American than chowing down at a chain restaurant–serving up life as it truly is, with a side of affordable prices to boot.
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12 Things Some Girls Still Don’t Understand
More makeup does not mean more beautiful. More makeup means you look like you put more makeup on.
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31 Funny, Thought-Provoking Chris Rock Jokes That Will Make Your Day
“You don’t need no gun control. We need some bullet control. I think all bullets should cost $5000. ‘Cause if a bullet costs $5000, there’d be no more innocent bystanders.”
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I’m Blocking My Parents From Facebook Right After They Read This Article
But, when it comes to the Internet, you’re barely passing. D minus maybe.
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21 People On How You Know You’re In Love
I knew I was in love when I pulled his body from a car wreck.
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Free Speech: You Don’t Actually Know What You Are Talking About
This country has a fundamental misunderstanding of what the first amendment actually says.
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33 Of The Most Hilariously Terrible First Sentences In Literature History
“Cheryl’s mind turned like the vanes of a wind-powered turbine, chopping her sparrow-like thoughts into bloody pieces that fell onto a growing pile of forgotten memories.”
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16 Things To Start Doing For A Day That Ends As Well As It Starts
Make plans with a friend or for yourself, look up a new recipe for dinner or plan to make an old favorite, or even just promise yourself a big glass…
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41 Quotes From Runners That Will Help You Power Through Your Last Mile
“Running is my private time, my therapy, my religion.”
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11 Ways To Create A Life You Don’t Need To Escape
Nothing keeps you as anxious as feeling like you need to constantly spend money.
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Types Of Women I Hate
The better-looking the female is, the greater your unfounded hatred should be.
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16 Hacks To Improve Your College Experience
7. Befriend the kid in the slayer shirt who sits at the back of your english class.
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42 Little-Known Facts About Famous Rappers and Hip Hop
30. Snoop Dogg went to school with Cameron Diaz and sold her marijuana at the time.
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How To Take A Test
Just use the number they assigned you and fill this out – be truthful, it won’t hurt, I promise.
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28 Nuggets of Wisdom From Life’s Greatest Motivator, Coach Eric Taylor
“Clear Eyes, Full Hearts…ehh we’ll deal with that later.”
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20 Types Of Instagram Photos That Won’t Help You Win Back Your Ex (And One That Might)
An ex-lover is like a comfortable pair of jeans: soft and familiar, a reliable standby when you want to feel like your old self again.
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The 41 Very Best Karen Walker One-Liners From Will & Grace
I’ve got drinks piling up on my desk and a stack of pills I have even opened yet!
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31 People On The Celebrities They Grew Up With And What They Were Like Back Then
It’s just Liam Hemsworth, Taylor Swift, Amanda Bynes, Lindsay Lohan, The Mannings, Macklemore, Justin Bieber and all their childhood “friends.”
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10 Things Guys Do To Be Sexy Which Are Completely Unattractive
No one is turned on by your Craigslist Casual Encounters-style glamour shots. Just be yourself.
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How To Have The Most Kick-Ass Road Trip Of Your Life
I’m a road trip fiend and I think I finally cracked the code.
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What Your Breakfast Choice Says About You
Because there’s a difference between somebody eating an untoasted Pop-Tart and someone else eating a eggs, bacon, toast and such.
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10 Things Girls Do To Be Sexy Which Are Completely Unattractive
Not being able to walk in a pair of heels immediately takes away any element of sexiness they once possessed.
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37 People On The Best Decisions They Made While Drunk
I traded a shoe for a bowling pin and the secret knowledge of how to get into the goblin kingdom.
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I’ve Been Wearing Women’s Underwear For 6 Months To Keep My Wife Oblivious To The Fact That I Cheated On Her
I don’t know why the idea came to me, but it hit me as soon as she left the room and I knew I had to act immediately and that…
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The Signs You’re An Emotional Masochist
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’ll have a fourth and fifth because I’m an emotional masochist.
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The 32 Most Creepy Online Dating Messages You Never Want To Receive
Discouraging messages from people we can only hope aren’t real, living, non-troll human beings.
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How To Think Like A Freshman And Make Your Dreams Come True
This is not Your Life. It’s just life. Not really yours. Stop thinking you can control things and make everything just so and accept that this will end, the leaves…
