“Waiting for a man to change is the biggest mistake a woman has ever made.”
“I forgive myself for believing the lies I was told, knowing where it would lead.”
“I listened to her screaming as she burned alive while the witness wailed and tried to pull her from the window. She did not survive.”
“If someone tells you they’re a jerk, believe them.”
“A witness was watching from across the river through his telescope (probably creeping on her) when, out of the woods behind her, a man walked up, grabbed her by the hair, and dragged her back to the woods.”
He looked at me very seriously and said “There’s someone in your apartment, wake up.”
Aries showers you with kindness even when Aries is struggling.
“The lactating woman had a boob out and was filling shot glasses for everybody to drink.”
I don’t think of you as a coworker because you never do any work.
Aries: One of the easiest ways to lose them is lying to them