Frozen grapes. They’re like little slushie bites.
If you have any intimacy issues when dating, don’t make the mistake of expecting it to get better with time. It will only get worse.
Natalie Wood. I think Christopher Walken and her husband at the time, Robert Wagner, who were with her on the night she died, have some explaining to do. Nobody can seem to get their story straight, and there seems to be A LOT of smoke.
“Today, I realized it takes me longer to take a dump than it does to have sex with my boyfriend. I also realized taking a dump is more satisfying. FML”
When I realized I could be completely myself around her.
If you cook, he’ll do the dishes.
“Open your mouth.”
………… You’re so quiet.
Later that year he reads in the newspaper that a serial killer was caught in Yosemite. Sure enough, it was that janitor that he saw.
My father was there for a few days and was staying at some crappy Motel 6 in a shady area of town. His room was the last room at the end of the hallway on the top floor. In the middle of the night on the last night he was in town he is woken by the phone ringing in his room.