“He seemed like a normal guy.”
You can’t imagine sleeping with anyone else, ever again.
Everyone’s ‘red flags’ are different.
He went into their house while they were asleep.
Rent a total chick flick just because he knows you’d want to watch it.
Then one day, Ted disappeared. My mom didn’t say why, just that it was over. Ok. Cool. Fast forward about 10 years. Bored in my apartment, I suddenly feel like googling Ted
We bought a security system the next day.
You want to sleep with both. You only want to wake up next to one.
“Something’s not right.”