“She thought Egypt was in Europe. When I said it was in Africa, she asked, ‘Wait, when did they move it?'”
“He thought the sun and the moon are the same thing and ‘the sun just turns off at night.’”
“Outer space. Either we are alone out there or not—both are equally terrifying.”
“Dad hired a hitman to kill mom.”
“He turned his head to look at me before I heard a gurgle. Then he was gone, just like that.”
“My father introduced his girlfriend to us by saying, ‘This is your new mother. You’ll never see your other mother again.’”
If sleep paralysis isn’t real then why has everyone seen the exact same things for all of recorded history?
Give yourself a chance to be happy.
Some things you just can’t forget no matter how hard you try.
Go ahead and call into work because you aren’t sleeping tonight.