“Flip-flop, flip-flop, flip-flop, walking toward my door.”
“When it’s been a long day, you finally lay down in bed and have that huge, satisfying full body stretch. I think I’ve literally heard this referred to as a ‘bedgasm.’”
When You’re Trying To Forget Him But He Texts You Late At Night
“If I get home from work before my girlfriend, I will cuddle the cats and talk to them in a cute-ish high-pitched voice.”
“When my male dentist has his hands in my mouth so I can’t really close it.”
The most persistent Halloween urban legend of all is the idea that somewhere in your hometown lurks a sadist who’s poisoning the Halloween candy he’s giving out to random trick-or-treaters.
“A woman smoking a cigarette. Something about a long draw on a cigarette and a long exhale makes a girl 1000% more attractive. Makes no sense, I know, ’cause cancer and so on, but damn.”
Evil has always existed in the world, there’s no doubt about that, but one thing that has changed in the digital age is the ability for creepy, terrifying acts of evil to be recorded via text message. Below are screenshots from some truly terrifying conversations that happened via iMessage convos. They are not for the light of heart or for those who scare easy.
What Do You See In ThatPhoto?
“A large yellow ball pulsed out of the trees and stopped, then pulsed again and shot across the sky to the horizon like a streak of light.”