33 Women Confess What They Worry About Before Hooking Up With A Man For The First Time

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1. I worry that they’ll see my butthole.

“In all honesty, I worry that they’ll see my butthole.”


2. Being killed while in the act.

“Being killed while in the act.”


3. I hope they don’t mind my completely unkempt bush.

“Man, I hope they don’t mind my completely unkempt bush.”


4. I fear that fecal matter will enter my vag.

“The fear that he will enter the wrong hole, and then enter the right one, thus putting fecal matter into my vag.”


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