Zach Stafford

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Zach Stafford

Thinking About Infinity

I think we, as humans, like endings. Books have endings, TV shows end, you crave the end of a work out; you even want sex to end, at some point.

How To Take A Test

Just use the number they assigned you and fill this out – be truthful, it won’t hurt, I promise.

Racism Is Real, Even For Oprah

Racism isn’t just a “thing” that happens to the non-rich, but it’s something that can and will happen to anyone, Oprah Winfrey included. Especially if you do anything that involves Tina Turner in any way, shape or form.

Remembering My Internet Boyfriend

At thirteen I couldn’t be me in real life, so from my metaphoric closet in the hills of Tennessee, I found myself by peering through a window in that closet, a chat window at a boy named John, who I have yet to forget.

The 5 Stages Of Having A Crush

You think about them all day, look at photos you’ve snapped together, stare at their Facebook constantly, and every time your phone buzzes you hope it’s a text from them.