The 18 Most Terrifying Parts Of Being In A Relationship, In Chronological Order
Hanging out in the daytime.
Jeremy Glass
Jeremy Glass is a Connecticut-born writer with a deep appreciation for pretty ladies, fast food, and white t-shirts.
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Jeremy Glass
I Accidentally Went On A Bender To Combat My Fear of Flying
To properly get into this story, I have to take you back in time to 2009. I was about 30,000 feet in the air, clutching my armrest for dear life as the tiny plane I was on dropped thousands of feet in the air. Maybe it wasn’t literally thousands of feet , but it was enough to inflict a fear of flying deep into my heart for years.
Making Coffee Is Something That Takes Patience. Tea, Not So Much.
Tea is for cold days — coffee is for every single day.
Junk Food With Porn Stars — I Went To McDonald’s With Allie Haze
We talked about butts, burgers, and brains.
Is Fiction Dying? Is Fiction Dead?
The fact is, fiction won’t sell anything on the Internet.
Farrah Abraham Wrote Erotica And I Interviewed Her About It
I heard her voice before I saw her — that flirty, monotonous tone that I first heard shrieking in pleasure as her lady-parts got pummeled to by James Deen in Backdoor Teen Mom.
16 Moments Of Emotion, As Presented In Those Purposely-Vague Pretentious Vignettes That Everyone’s Into Nowadays
Hartford, 2004. I got dragged to a renaissance fair and, sitting in the back seat of the car, pretended to be asleep. The girls up front talked about me and said they both had a little crush. My heart melted, but my eyes remained closed.
Amtrak Isn’t Romantic
The Internet is pulsing with stories about forlorn writers fantasizing about penning their masterpiece from a little room on a swiftly-moving Amtrak train. I’ve recently conquered a a fear of flying, but before that happened, I rode a lot of trains. I’ve had pleasant trips from New York City to Montreal and boring rides from Connecticut to Georgia.