Watch These Two Beautiful Starlets Sing About Anal Sex Under The Eyes Of Jesus

A new song has hit the beloved YouTube by singer/songwriter duo, Garfunkel & Oates -- and it's about getting plowed in the bum to appease the tough rules of Christianity.

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A new song has hit the beloved YouTube by singer/songwriter duo, Garfunkel & Oates — and it’s about getting plowed in the bum to appease the tough rules of Christianity.

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This video, written 100% without irony or satire, according to a collection of YouTube comments, explores the different ways one can bypass the strict rules of sex before marriage for the horny religiously inclined. This foul-mouthed how-to song is made endearing by the shared glances of the guitar and mandolin player and makes you realize how hilarious making fun of the bible can be. Thought Catalog Logo Mark


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