A new song has hit the beloved YouTube by singer/songwriter duo, Garfunkel & Oates — and it’s about getting plowed in the bum to appease the tough rules of Christianity.

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This video, written 100% without irony or satire, according to a collection of YouTube comments, explores the different ways one can bypass the strict rules of sex before marriage for the horny religiously inclined. This foul-mouthed how-to song is made endearing by the shared glances of the guitar and mandolin player and makes you realize how hilarious making fun of the bible can be.