Duff’s is the best.

29. In Britain, it is illegal to import potatoes into England or Wales if you have reasonable cause to believe that they are Polish.

Repeatedly do one or any combination of these and you’ll be sure to end the relationship in no time, or your money back guaranteed.

While the order may rearrange for some, these are the best kids movies we were given in the ‘90s.

It’s okay if you have to get a job instead of an internship while in college.

Here are seven things we should have learned as teenagers, but didn’t.

I’m fairly sure my son and daughter are having sex with each other.

There’s no need to meet halfway, because you’ve already made the whole trip.

Remember years ago when the only way to meet someone was by wandering up to a stranger in a bar or depending on your awful friends to set you up…

1. Handwritten Notes.

An unheralded film about champion 80s arcade gamers that I serendipitously found on Hulu turned out to be one of my favorite documentaries of the decade.

Trying to construct a functional relationship out of someone who is clearly just looking for a little casual sex.

The alleged victim was taken to a hospital for treatment of injuries, police spokesman Anthony Clay told CNN.

A girl wants what she wants when she wants it.

I’m guessing you were expecting something like pace yourself, but let’s be real. There’s no coming back from a good day bender, so you might as well embrace it.

Do other people rehearse their orders at restaurants?

“Lol.” You’re not laughing out loud. In fact, your facial expression probably hasn’t even changed slightly.

And sometimes, life happens, but there is no reason to abandon every effort to be a little respectful when it comes to your bodily functions.

If you’re not here sitting on the couch watching reruns of of Friends, you must be doing something really cool.

The confidence to dance like a maniac.

If I had given the angel on the other shoulder a chance to rebut, she would have explained the foolish tradeoff I was making. I gain twenty minutes or so…

Maybe then you’ll be reminded of how I used to make your heart race.

4. Make Good Use Of Pre-Date “Research” (Internet Stalking)

As difficult as it is to choose the best episodes, since all of them are so fantastic in their own way, here are the 30 greatest episodes of Saved by…

You’d be surprised how a guy just simply being nice is refreshing. Comment on the book she’s reading. “Great book, right?” with a smile would do wonders.

I spent years feeling guilty if I wanted to spend time alone instead of doing things with friends.

Bill Murray, because who would believe me?

Pumpkins…Meh

When a man treats me completely normally… like I’m a person and not a girl.

7. The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

4. TOO MUCH TEETH

“Almost ready” doesn’t mean “ready in a half hour.” It means “we will be walking out the door in the next five minutes.”

This is a little trick for people who are really shy or introverted. Offer to help the host, they almost always need a little last minute help.

9. I don’t think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.

What women REALLY want in a man.

Your parents are questioning your sexuality.

2. Expectations are dangerously low. Society assumes you are still an idiot.

The need to find out what will happen if I don’t relent or moderate my actions has been a constant source of difficulty and discomfort in my life.

There’s a special occasion that can be commercialized almost every month.

Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!

12. Sometimes you will be sad and cry for no reason

I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.

Frankly, I wanted to see what the big deal was about sex. I didn’t want to go into my 27th year with the stigma of being a sexually inexperienced woman.

The best part? The look of fear on her face during the whole thing because she didn’t know how many she put up there in the first place.

I definitely have body image issues. One offhanded, mostly joking comment about a shirt making me look fat and I’ll be stressing about it for the rest of the day.

A new stack of $100 bills is one hundred hundreds — $10,000. That went in my jeans.

How do people manage this outside of an American Apparel photoshoot?? How???

Your major tests were your finals, ours was going to war.

26. “Orange is the New Black.”

The role I play in his life is replaceable; my stay is transient.