Nikolao Montaya

Pit bulls are adventurous dogs. They are conquerors who like to explore the unknown to discover new lands and they usually protect their own fervently.

You start pulling out your wallet to look for some bills, but then your gut tells you something is off.

They act on their desires and don’t ask for your permission before kissing you or touching you. Their timing will be right 99% of the time, but in the few rare occasions they would slip their hands somewhere or grab something a little too soon, they will accept the slap without any protestations.

If the good guy is tool enough to get married to a bad girl, blissfully ignoring all the dire signs an otherwise experienced eye could detect, he will get his soul, heart and resources ransacked to possible unrepairable extents.

Just like there’s honor among thieves, there should be honor among heart robbers: virgins and good girls shouldn’t be messed with.

Remember that you’re not better or superior than your employees just because you’re their boss.

To those boomers who throw rocks at us from the comfort of their castle and their 401k plan: we’ve been watching you.

If she did something wrong, she will make puppy eyes and put her fists on her cheeks, making it very hard for you to resist forgiving her.