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11 Things To Do When Your Crush Doesn’t Want You Back
Realize how much you were happy to exaggerate or ignore because you wanted to keep the image you have of them in your head completely perfect.
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15 Words To Remember When You’re Going Through A Rough Time
Your thoughts will be reflected in behaviors, so try to limit the pessimistic ones.
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38 Little Things That Make You Feel Great
30. When a song you loved in 1998 comes on the radio after you completely forgot it existed.
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The Birthday Party
“That’s categories,” my sister explained, “choose a category and we all have to say something that belongs under the category you said. No repeats.”
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5 Things Women Should Start Doing Again
I don’t even mind if my head smells like a dead raccoon by day six, I want to look perpetually Adele-chic and not have to sacrifice four hours of my…
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16 Quotes From Terence McKenna
[Sand dunes] bear a resemblance to the force that created them, wind. It is as if each grain of sand were a bit inside the memory of a natural computer.
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I Snooped Through My Boyfriend’s Texts
During the two years we were together, he cheated on me with six girls I was well acquainted with.
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The 32 Greatest Quotes About Los Angeles
“I love Thanksgiving turkey … it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger
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7 Stupid Questions We Need To Stop Asking
“Don’t you know that [insert junk food here] is bad for you?”
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10 Signs Somebody Has A Crush On You
1. If They Add You On Facebook/Follow You On Twitter RIGHT After You Meet
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Love Lessons From The Dudes of Disney… From A Guy’s Perspective
Over time, Disney princes will mess you up worse than a bad speed habit.
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15 Things Gay Men Need To Stop Doing
2) Describing yourself as “straight-acting.” What does that even mean?
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I Want A Guy Who Will Write A Song For Me
The lyrics would be from the heart, and he’d tell me the truth: that I am difficult to love but that he loves me anyway.
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7 Beauty Routines That Prove Women Are The Stronger Sex
We have all gone for that teased look to get some of that fantastic volume that everyone loves so much, only to realize it turns your entire head into a…
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21 Problems With Dating In Your 20s
For financial reasons, especially in big cities, it’s so easy to move in together that you can’t even tell if you really want to or are ready to, you just…
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Some People Just Won’t Appreciate You Until You’re No Longer Around
Sometimes people can’t see what they have; they only see what’s missing.
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Twitter-Wide Texting Experiment Destroys Relationships, Also Is V. Funny
Yesterday Fielder asked his followers to text their significant others with “I haven’t been fully honest with you,” then wait one hour before texting them anything. Here’s what’s happened thus…
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What Most Boys Want In A Girlfriend
You brag about us to your girlfriends, you trawl our Facebook photos lustfully, you demand our attention through text and through increasing demands on our time.
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What Most Girls Want In A Boyfriend
We want to be loved, in a way that isn’t directly tied to how pure we are sexually or how much we’re willing to “give away.”
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22 Things We Have To Stop Sharing On Facebook
Posts that are cross-posted from your Twitter/Pinterest/Vine — if we wanted to see these things, we would be following you on these platforms.
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Go For It And Just Kiss Him Already
Kiss him. Pull him towards you when the two of you are sitting in his car.
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26 Things That Happen When You Grow Up In An African House
10. Your parents will call you from upstairs, downstairs, outside, etc., to hand them something that is literally 10 centimeters away from them.
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Want Me To Cum 4 U?
“I am only interested if you do it side by side,” I type.
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Abstract Love Is Better Than No Love At All
Give me another dose, I say, and move determinedly towards him. He needs encouragement, I say, once I get there and find him desperately trying to shirk the flawless shell…
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19 Signs You Are Burned Out (And Probably Need A Vacation)
No one wants to talk to you anymore because every conversation has a 86.73% chance of you ending up in tears.
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5 Things Men Should Start Doing Again
There are few things more depressing than seeing an entire generation of men who have perhaps one suit at best, and break it out only for weddings, funerals, and any…
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21 Signs You Love Food More Than People
4. Your Instagram and social network photo albums are littered with more pictures of your lunches and dinners than friends and family.
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6 Foods That No One Is Allowed To Dislike
If you don’t “get” avocados, it’s time for you to be pushed off a cliff of some kind, because you are wasting valuable oxygen that the rest of us could…
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10 Things Millennials Are Incredibly Good At Lying About
Oftentimes, the demands of life require people to be good at stuff. But not everyone is good at stuff, so some people have to lie in order to keep pace.
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29 Things From The 90s You Might’ve Forgotten About
Here is a list of 29 things from the 90s that you might not remember on your own.
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How To Tell If Someone Is Right For You
You know someone is right for you if you break up with them and know that that’s never the end.
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10 Ways To Deal With Losing The One Person You Want
I don’t know about you but I’d rather breakdance barefoot on broken glass than be rejected by the only person I want and desire.
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5 Reasons Why So Many Relationships Fail Miserably
We search for true love and instead find false hope.
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22 Signs You Are Not Ready To Get Married
At the end of the fairy tale, when the Princess rides off into the sunset to marry the handsome Prince, you’re just like, “Really?? That’s IT??! I wanna see more…
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What It Was Like To Grow Up In The Ghetto As A White Girl
Everyone, except for a white lesbian couple who had moved to the area to build parks for underprivileged children, was black or Hispanic.
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What My Nose Job Taught Me
I let my nose break me, but it turns out that, for the most part, I just wanted something to blame for my shortcomings.
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The Mind Of An Eating Disorder
I can’t tell you the last time I sat down to eat and didn’t completely fall into a whirlwind of frightening thoughts: Is this really three ounces of chicken? Will…
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A Narcissist’s Love Letter
When I say I’m in love with you, I mean I love the story I can tell to my next lover, about my ex-lover, about how beautiful things were, how…
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What Happens When Real Lesbians Watch Lesbian Porn
Though it comes as no surprise to nearly every woman on the planet that porn is not geared towards us whatsoever, it’s always nice to know that not just straight…
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5 Embarrassing Things Everyone Does In The Shower
Bonus points if you actually use different voices/accents for the different people in the imaginary conversation. That is a prestigious level of shower insanity.
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