The Chart Topper peanut butter and Sriracha or bacon apple fritter donut at Glam Doll Donuts.
As women seem to have successfully penetrated the 9-5 workplace more and more men are losing interest in it.
I’m going to spend the night tanning, exfoliating and then staring at myself hatefully in the mirror before treating myself to a Skinny Girl margarita and crying myself to sleep.
If you have a hard time naturally pacing your drinking, follow this rule: If you accidentally break a glass, take a nap and then start again.
Here is why a french fry proves God doesn’t exist.
Less “oopsy,” unwanted children means less children growing up neglected by too busy parents, in poverty, inevitably eating up more and more resources and producing more and more garbage in a landfill.
Choose a liquor store/place with Red Box at least 4 blocks away and go there 2-3 times per week.
You get to eat so, so much.