If you find yourself losing jobs, losing friends, and losing relationships constantly, maybe it’s time to consider the possibility that you could be the problem.

You look forward to nights you can go out with friends without them.

You shot back at me, “I love you. I love you. What does that even mean to you? What does that mean?”

Always be clean and respectful when using a public restroom, instead of making a mess for both the custodian and the person who follows you.

So much of our lives consists of conditions we’ve fallen into. We gravitate unwittingly to what works in the short term, in terms of what to do for work and…

Last night I stumbled upon this gem on reddit: a GIF guide that pretty decently clarifies how to pull off Michael Jackson’s signature dance move. Turns out, we’ve been doing…

An Audrey Hepburn classic, an underrated comedy, David Bowie as an alien, a double dose of Ryan Gosling, and more.

Having completely different schedules. While this might not kill a strong friendship, it definitely has the ability to squash a weaker one. And then you realize just how based on…

I was not lucky to have you. I was not chosen by some divine spirit who looked past my physical flaws to gift me with your half-hearted attention.

Erase the idea that a woman can ever “owe” you sex for any reason, or that her sexuality is a commodity to be bartered with.

What makes this one different is that you — not her — made this impossible, incredible, internal movement towards infinite affirmation.

Foods you used to love and binge eat while you watched the whole season of Battlestar Galactica in one day now make you sick to your stomach.

Your “cool friend” who you will always feel lesser than. You feel special just being in their presence but the whole friendship is predicated upon the fact that you two…

If you were in a relationship? It’d only slow you down.

Yes, they had an ex. Yes, they had sex. It was probably good sex. They said they loved each other, and had an awesome time, and were very happy for…

Creep out of our bedroom late at night to eat our leftovers, the food we swore we would save for lunch the next day, and consume them ravenously over the…

If you don’t have a heating pad for your cramps, you are not treating yourself right.

Go for a long run with one of your favorite podcasts in your headphones, letting yourself get lost in whatever they’re talking about. Alternate between walking and jogging/running so you…

It can become addictive, the feeling of endless waiting punctuated by the occasional moment of a text or call or vague indicator of affection which can tide you over for…

Are you a top or a bottom? The wrong answer can ruin a perfectly good Saturday night.

You believe they are really talented and they also think you’re something special.

8. Have a Disney movie night.

How many friends you have. One is enough. A hundred is enough. And there is no need to falsely upgrade acquaintances to “friend” status in your mind simply to fill…

People tell you what a great couple you’d make, and you can’t help but laugh a little. It’s not that sort of thing, but what is it exactly?

“I use it when I’m swimming, riding a horse, walking on the beach and doing yoga. It’s comfortable, leak-proof, non-slip and it makes me feel so feminine and pretty!”

You’re not embarrassed of them. This might seem obvious but, I don’t know, it’s kind of normal to feel slightly embarrassed by your friends. True BFF’S, however, should vouch for…

But every time you miss something about the other person, think about two things you hated. If the things you hated add up to more than the things you liked,…

Netflix should just create a genre called “Colin Firth movies in which he spends a lot of time being all unreadable and Colin Firthy but in the end it turns…

1. Going to the movies solo.

The two downfall-of-civilization harbingers have joined forces.

You’ve gotten to the point where you only expect a couple of them to really participate, and have stopped trying to convince the rest that it would mean a lot…

Will you still love me if I gain twenty pounds and start dressing like a garbage can? Oops, too late. I already did!

It seems like everything that could be created or built has already been done. Finding new creative real estate in NYC feels like an insurmountable challenge.

Printing something out. Printers are the number one foe for Millennials. We would like to own one someday but maybe after we get married and have children. I don’t know.…

You find yourself lingering on stuff that smells like them — their T-shirts, their sheets. When you catch a whiff of them, you feel happy and safe.

The study says that people are so overcome they can’t actually handle how this fluffy or adorable thing is making them feel.

Look, I like Spike but why are the show’s writers acting like he’s the only character everyone cares about?

Please bore someone else with your…questions.

Come back to the future, Marty McFly.

If you’re in service, people will harangue you about when you’re planning on getting a “real job,” as though that isn’t somehow the most insulting thing a human being could…

Actively make lists in your mind of all the things you didn’t like about them when you were together. Force yourself to remember the fights, the inherent disagreements, the dragged-out…

I’ve only been back at work for a few days, but already I’m noticing that the more wholesome activities are quickly dropping out of my life: walking, exercising, reading, meditating,…

Send someone flowers who lives far away with a nice card reminding them how much you care. (This has a similar effect to black-tar heroin on mothers/mothers-in-law/grandmothers.)

“my character hasnt seen his brother before. i figured that out. he doesnt even know he HAS a brother. but he doesss have a brother. complicated actually”

When I’m ordering food and cuddling up with a movie…

This isn’t to depress you or make you think about death and get sad and stuff, it’s just a reminder that we’ve hit the jackpot having the opportunity of life.

As an underemployed 23-year-old who spends most of her money on booze, I have become uncomfortably good at stuffing my face with relatively healthy meals for practically no money. Allow…

They make fun of your clothing choices. Like, you get dressed, meet up with them and they say, “Oh man, is that what you’re wearing?” Yes. Because I am out…

Your mother is starting to take an active interest in the state of your love life. The second your mom cares about whether or not you’re getting laid, you know…

There are people whose love pours out in complicated, profound words. They could fill books on the way their partner looks when they just wake up, or how much they…