Lady Goodman

You create a space for your love that is more equal, balanced and unique than most other couples get to experience.

Fake a crisis to see how reliable he is.

The excruciating period of time between when you realize you’re in love with them and when you actually get the nerve to say it.

You didn’t think we were just going to address human poo, did you? Hoarder’s homes are like mini Noah’s Arks of poo.

Well, that’s not surprising.

Keeping your favorite cereal at their apartment, and not making a big deal about it.

Real friends should take care of you as much as you take care of them. That’s how it works.

I still don’t know what you’re supposed to do with a child when you want to spend 48 solid hours in bed watching Netflix.

If you let yourself be the “less important” person in someone’s life for long enough, you’ll somehow, unexpectedly, start to think of yourself like that too.

Remind yourself of all the things you hated about them, and repeat them throughout the day like a mantra.

Your sheets to come out of the dryer so you can immediately put them on your bed and climb in while they’re still warm.