Lady Goodman

You don’t eat before the cat eats. You don’t even pee before the cat eats.

Do laundry. Check your email. And voicemail. Do you even still have a voicemail box? Welp, now seems like a good time to find out!

You create a space for your love that is more equal, balanced and unique than most other couples get to experience.

Fake a crisis to see how reliable he is.

The excruciating period of time between when you realize you’re in love with them and when you actually get the nerve to say it.

You didn’t think we were just going to address human poo, did you? Hoarder’s homes are like mini Noah’s Arks of poo.

Well, that’s not surprising.

Keeping your favorite cereal at their apartment, and not making a big deal about it.