4. Always have at least 3-5 places ready to go if asked to recommend a place for brunch.

I’ve always mulled over its ethicality and it recently hit me that I may just be missing the point entirely. Because the point isn’t what you find when you snoop;…

Do you use porn?

1. Always (ALWAYS) have plans in the back of your mind:

There are certain relationships that are meant to dissolve into the time-space continuum behind you, and you should absolutely not feel bad about that.

Their first violation of the social contract was in emerging from the womb, thereby increasing cumulative global repulsiveness, a new wart on the face of humanity, one more unwanted animal.…

3. We’re all alcoholics.

When inviting a Minnesotan over for dinner, it’s common practice for them to refuse twice, to test out whether you are “just being nice” or are genuinely interested in their…

So I began to think maybe it was true that when you were married and had children it was like being brainwashed, and afterward you went about as numb as…

“I can’t keep referring to basketball players as Khloe Kardashian’s husband and his friends.”

There’s good self-consciousness, and then there’s toxic, paralyzing, raped-by-psychic-Bedouins self-consciousness.

Holy crap.

Girl what’s the tea?

No high fives or fist bumps in middle school. “Safety reasons and makes people feel left out”

Our company had a little person working in the head office. She got fired because she hid inside a paper recycle bin and scared some employees.

You will wander around the house in the same food-stained t-shirt and pungent-smelling pajama bottoms for days on end; a pitiful state where just putting on pants may be the…

Don’t be judgmental.

7. “To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.”

Your GPA is only important if you are applying to Law School, Med School, or any other Grad Program

You have an aggressive and confrontational demeanor. You don’t start fights, but you’re known to assert yourself when necessary.

1. When people try to get on a train or elevator before I have a chance to step off.

I was hanging out with a friend recently (let’s call him James) when we passed a cheapish department store.

I heard all about them nonstop from all of my friends and my sister, so if there’s anyone with a wealth of knowledge when it comes to who was hot…

Although the United States is a great place to live, people believe that there are things that can be changed to further this great nation. Let’s see what they have…

Between the acrobatics, inventive college satire, and willingness to come off as a highly questionable human, it’s very rare to see such unbridled talent running amok like this.

Con: ‘Art jokes’

Your mom repeating “but he/she’s so talented!” at a dinner party for hours on end is only gonna get you so far.

We’ve evolved over millions of years to most effectively do a handful of things. Lucky for us, one of them is banging. Like any animal, we’re on a mission to…

Most kids that grew up in the 90s have some fond memories watching this show as a kid, but I’m here to tell you that it’s even better as an…

10. The only people you know who wear more shades of pink, yellow, and other pastels than the girls in your sorority are your male friends.