Even your Netflix queue mocks you.

Love is a fragile thing that can be broken unexpectedly. Sometimes it’s a matter of seconds, sometimes love is eroded over a decade, but it’s almost a fact of life…

They will hurt you. And you know that. But you will forgive them and you will hurt yourself instead.

27. Love your body, because it’s yours.

2. Show disgust as you enter

When you are married you’ve reached the end of the story, at least in our faulty cultural understanding of how your life is supposed to work. When you are single,…

3. That can’t-eat, can’t-sleep, reach-for-the-stars, over-the-fence, World Series kind of love.

When i lost my v-card. He cried in fetal position then got up and proposed. I nervously smiled and hugged him. We went to sleep. Never spoke of it again.

Allie in The Notebook, because that bitch was given the choice between a rich, doting James Marsden in a military uniform and sweatily hot Ryan Gosling who built her a…

When asked on what year 9/11 took place, 30% of Americans were unable to answer the question correctly, even as few as five years after the attack.

Rum? I’m sorry, do you live on a pirate ship? Beer? How disarmingly everyman of you. Vodka? Is the One Direction concert tonight? Tequila or gin? You have a serious…

Saying your name unexpectedly at the end of a sentence, especially in that lower register where you can tell they’re being more serious than usual.

2. YOU CAN WRITE ON THE MOON IN BLOOD.

Do NOT get your sex tips from Cosmo.

The original Scooby Doo series is set after a horrible economic depression.

13. You’ve always known how to procrastinate. But now you’ll start hanging with the older cousin of procrastination, called “stretching out work so it seems like it’ll take the entire…

Fear, uncertainty, optimism… again.

It’s not an insult that you don’t want to meet every guy you connect with, and trust me: for most of them, that’s going to be a huge relief.

In terms of vocab, the 20s got all of us beat.

“You’re too pretty to be gay!”

A professor admitting, “I joke to my students that the world is going to hell, but I care & worry about them. Am I making a difference?”

Just warning you, this may become extremely cringeworthy.

Show off your intelligence — admit “I don’t know, but I’d love to learn.”

One of the nights when my mom was asleep, my dad fell in the bathroom.

Whales have lifelong friends that they visit regularly.

I realize there are many, many people that are truly IN LOVE and have found the person they are meant to be with and spend their life with.

The distinct differences between the texts you get from a person who wants to date you and a person who strictly wants to have sex with you.

In pre-production, ‘American Pie’ was called ‘Teenage Sex Comedy That Can Be Made For Under $10 Million That Your Reader Will Love But The Executive Will Hate.’

I’m tired of keeping it together, for other people.

I grew up in a traditional Korean family and I love that I get to introduce my homeland’s cuisine to you guys.

You can’t be wearing the kinds of Forever 21 jersey sacs that pill into oblivion within two hours of wearing them. You have to be flawless, and that costs money.

22. Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling.

2. You’ve had a sore throat for the last four years.

When a guy of any race is hitting on you and the first words that come from his mouth are NOT, “I really like Black women.”

Believe that because someone doesn’t show love the way that they do, that it simply isn’t there.

I grew up in the midst of the gentrification of Los Angeles and I don’t know what to make of it.

It got to the point I was afraid to leave the house. Men became so aggressively ‘friendly’ and I was constantly being approached.

Between the ages of 5 and 10 I lived in a 1991 Mazda van with my mother and sister and our two pugs. We traveled the country, stole food, met…

Ignoring the unconditional love that people who treat you well — whether a partner, family, or good friends — because you’re too caught up in getting the approval of people…

I did not acknowledge or believe anything I am about to write until I saw it myself, after the doctors had pronounced me dead.

You know that a mumbler or inaudibly soft-spoken person is ~almost~ worse than a rude person.

To put others down in an attempt to gain attention, validation, or happiness shows how jealous you are of what they have.

But what if it’s not ready to end? Or it is, but, it’s not really sure how?

In every group of friends, there’s the “Karen” of the group, aka. the friend no one likes. If you can’t figure out who the Karen is in your friend circle,…

Every day we have a driver who shits in the parking lot.

Just remember, these can happen to you.

I’m not gonna lie–guys sometimes don’t tell the truth.

1. We like “the chase” too.

1. From the Sports section: “Rangers Get Whiff of Colon.”

Racism. Particularly against white people.