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2. No school shootings happened: Um, yeah. None.

Man, we have it great in America. Here’s an overview of our miniscule “problems” combined with #realworldproblems.

While other countries endure political and social turmoil, the United States media only had to concentrate on the Gitmo situation. Here’s a few other things you may have missed.

Google is building driverless cars because they can; and seriously, who needs humans in the future anyway?

A lot happened this week that involves your everyday life, but you may not have heard about it because it didn’t involve celebrity scandal.

Let’s play a game this week. If any of your friends mention the following names, they buy a round. Make sure they know, and please find new friends: Justin Bieber, Solange Knowles, Donald Sterling, Karl Rove.

Don’t sound like an uncultured swine this evening at happy hour. I’ve compiled the below overview of the week in news so you can sound like you actually care what’s going on in the world.

Do you ever feel like the topics discussed at happy hour are a foreign language? Like, “how did I miss that viral video?” or “a plane really disappeared last month?” To get you up to speed for tonight’s happy hour discussions, I compiled the below list on the essentials.