Never stop asking questions. They should be a fascinating entity that you’re always getting to know at an even deeper level.

Now, it’s all some kind of Smash Brothers Melee where God only knows what everyone else is looking for, and who else they’re seeing, and how they feel about you.

Because wouldn’t you rather be living your life than posting about it?

Today Roger Ebert passed after a long battle with cancer, a shock to those of us who have loved and admired his work for so long.

Includes @Horse_ebooks, Lil B The Based God, and Justin Bieber.

18. Being broke. Someone has to be, right? Hooray, capitalism!

Here are some reasons April is the best month to have your birthday.

We all believe that we are going to find some secret decoder ring which will allow us to understand these mysterious words, and skip out that nasty middle business of…

My euphoria was short-lived, however, when I realized that I would actually have to put the duvet cover on my new comforter. This is probably the least favorite chore for…

Whenever I suggest “Don’t send your kids to college,” a lot of very smart people invariably respond: “Well, what else should they do?” And this amazes me. I guess it’s…

I want to walk out and pretend not to hear the calls behind me of “Where are you going?” “When are you coming back?” I don’t know when I am…

Couples showing affection during the workout. Yes, we get it, your babe is doing a good job and that’s fantastic, but you don’t have to let him/her know that with…

I know 90s email chain letters and sex ed taught us otherwise, but chlamydia doesn’t always look like a molded piece of broccoli vomiting up blood clots.

Loving yourself means knowing that you will never have the love, praise and approval of absolutely everybody you meet, but that doesn’t reflect anything about who you are.

I was busy in college, like super-obnoxiously busy, but somehow I still had free time.

2. Sports Teams

Parents like her. Kids like her. Hipsters, weirdos, Democrats, Republicans, even my cat can’t stop talking about Date Night, and I thought it was pretty mediocre.

It has been so long since you last had sex that neither of you are really willing to bring up the subject because you both know the discussion is going…

Not all female friendships are founded on malicious competitiveness, jealousy and resentment. Some of us actually really care about each other.

When a guy hits on you at a bar, tell him directly but not unkindly, that you’re not interested.

If you are going bald, and are past the point of creating a reasonable facsimile of hair with a few good products and swishes of the comb, you just have…

When you were a little kid, all of your dolls/stuffed animals were in long-term, committed relationships with one another. Two of your teddy bears would be soon nearing their silver…

3. Her dogs are named Lola, Sadie and Mr. Shakes.

Under no circumstances should you let them spoon you. When it comes to feelings spooning is basically asking for it.

If you want to win your 20s, you must never fool yourself into believing that the world owes you something. You must decide what you want and hustle for it.

When you’re vulnerable, your heart is wide open, you put your trust in somebody in the form of giving them the most precious thing you have – your heart.

I obviously appreciate a good head of hair, eyelashes and eyebrows. I

Someone who cares will listen. Now, there are times when they won’t listen well. We all do that sometimes: we’re distracted, or so excited we talk over each other. But…

Wearing a clingy, form-fitting pair of slacks gives the impression that a man is DTBP (Down To Be Photographed). If Jon Hamm didn’t want this type of attention, he shouldn’t…

“Love is a friendship set to music.” – Joseph Campbell

We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t take skinny dip in the ocean, because there’s no service on the beach and and adventures…

Take Rivers Cuomo. He took a vow of celibacy and then he swears his music and his voice improved. So maybe I have secret talents and superpowers that will burst…

Realizing that some people are making the transition from “crazy kid who parties a little too much” to “person who has a serious problem with drinking/drug use,” and that there…

You can’t make money without selling something real. You can’t make something real without first imagination manifesting itself in your head. You can’t have imagination without surrendering yourself to an…

In childhood, while Goku was toying with Bulma in a capsule house, Vegeta was undergoing constant training on his home planet.

I like being sad because I feel closest to myself when I am sad.

Know this, Straight Ally: whenever I see, “I’m a straight person who just supports LOVE!!!” I read, “Well, my friends are gay, but I don’t want people to think I’m…

So even though we don’t really talk anymore and are completely over each other, I’m keeping the letters.

So how does one go about it? How does one attempt to remove notions of a personal attack when that is what one perceives?

Nice doesn’t equal kind, there are kind people who aren’t nice.

4. The I Can’t Wait To Get Home, Put On My Softest Pants And Do Nothing Person

Finding out if someone is going to love you or not takes time and lots of cash. Just to power through some awkward dates, I’ve had to gulp down four…

You always click on those headline-grabby articles on Yahoo! or People about “Taylor Swift’s Latest Break Up” or “You’ll Never Guess What Selena Said!”

Exactly which holidays are federal holidays and which are just the stupid ones.

I don’t ever dress the way I envision myself dressing. I see all these cute outfits on fashion blogs but then I just pull on a sweatshirt and jeans.

Once you decide to die, anything is permissible.

You have to learn to be happy. Happiness is not something you can buy or earn, it is something you are and have; it is a state of mind.

Competitive people are the worst for so many reasons but one of the major ones is that they’re always trying to one-up their friends. “Oh, you got a boyfriend? Well,…

Yo, dudes, we’re not looking for supermen (or women). We’re looking for real, loving, genuine, kick-butt people who lift us up and make us happy.

They only want you when you’re seventeen. When you’re twenty one, you’re no fun.