I’ve seen 25-year-olds with forehead wrinkles and crow’s feet, and 30-year-olds who are considering several rounds of Botox because they’ve already ruined their skin’s elasticity.

“Chandelier” — and its amazing video — might finally make America as obsessed with Sia as it should be.

“One time, a fat kid. not just a kind of chubby, but morbidly obese 2-300 lbs 12-year-old decided he wanted to go in…”

8. Don’t even try to lie about it. For a period of time (no matter how brief it was), you popped your collar. In earnest.

Sometimes you’ll be like, “HEY EVERYONE LET’S DO SUSHI AND DRINKS AND FUN STUFF TOMORROW NIGHT!” but then tomorrow night comes and you regret everything as you try to weasel…

I’ll still take an orgasm tho, lol.

6. Falling for guys that show us little to no respect.

“Politically, I call it rape whenever a woman has sex and feels violated.”

If you’re sick of the stereotype that women are responsible for cleaning, stop telling everyone that it is.

People are worried for America’s future. What will it be like, they wonder, with Millennials in charge/on the loose? What can they ever do?

I’m a small town girl, always have been.

You genuinely hate all those quotes that girls share about how “If you can’t handle me at my worst, blah blah blah,” because, in your experience, the only relationships that…

You write really long, formal emails, but you quickly realize that everyone else writes really casual, 1-2 sentence emails. The day you switch from “yours truly” to “yours” is nothing…

Tally is a husky/malamute mix that was raised by cats!

Every person you bring over gets the feline death staredown, and though you say that “she’ll warm up to you eventually” and “she’s just wary of new people,” in fact,…

This is why it’s great to order first at a steak place.

Days when no one can hear what you’re saying because you can’t stop mumbling everything you say.

A long, long time ago, I used to be a Christian. Then again, I also used to believe in Santa Claus.

Easy Mac: The Kelly Rowland to homemade macaroni and cheese’s Beyonce, but a member of Destiny’s Child nonetheless.

1. You can wear dresses without a bra.

If you’re speeding and see a cop, wave.

There’s nothing better than finding a new version of a song that’s even better than the original.

Who says you gotta look a certain way to be fierce as fuck? None of this “real women have curves” business. Let’s be inclusive, not exclusive.

This melting bunny.

When you have compassion and love towards yourself, you can’t help but be attractive to people around you. If you are a light and you walk directly into a dark…

I’ll be the first to admit that when I initially wanted to study abroad, I had envisioned traveling to Ireland somewhere. I’d just seen “P.S.

Our two for one drinks, one of which was non-alcoholic, cost us $27. Really, a rum and coke and a virgin cocktail normally costs $54 for lunch? Really? We had…

Coiffed boys in suits, girls in heels, silk dresses, hair perfectly curled. Oh my god did she do her makeup herself?

Finding out they had a speech impediment as a child.