Even some presidents don’t believe in it.

This whole time I thought you were just some emotionless zombie who didn’t really care about me but I now know that’s not true. You don’t delete someone from your…

11. She claims that she didn’t speak for five years. This sounds fake, but it’s so real.

Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die.

5. We Need to Talk…About We Need to Talk About Kevin: A podcast where my guests each week are a couple that finally breaks up by arguing about the movie…

When I came back home, I asked my girlfriend, who is white and very into hip-hop culture, if she experienced the same thing when she went to rap concerts.

I’m glad Lil Wayne is still alive. He’s one of the greatest to ever do it.

2. Cheap buffet. Usually I like to wait all to eat, only having a snack here and there – you know, like appetite foreplay.

You buy vegetables at farmer’s market — carrying their ostentatiously exposed stems and leaves in an artistic canvas tote bag purchased at Etsy — and render them into soup that…

It’s not like I want to marry or date you. I just want to kiss you. There’s something about our dynamic that intrigues me and I don’t think I’ll figure…

12. Type a long angry text. You don’t actually have to send the text to anyone but it’ll feel good just to get the words out.

Use our bodies as a chalkboard. In high school, passing the time in class usually meant writing your friends notes and drawing all over their arms with Sharpies. WTF was…

The following are five short story collections that deserve a good deal of praise because they do precisely that: they make you care. They suck you in. They stick to…

Can we wait until it’s at least 75 degrees outside, everyone? Jesus.

4. When you’re walking or standing and people behind you start laugh.

Dress like it’s 60 degrees out even though it is not.

These articles talk about the misery that results from indecision in one’s twenties, and I believe that part is true. Indecision is miserable. But the articles are wrong about the…

On a first date, I realised midway through that I was wearing a strappy dress, and hadn’t shaved my armpits. Cue awkwardly refusing to raise my arms for the rest…

So when you wake up in the morning and catch a glimpse of yourself in the bathroom mirror looking like a greasy combination of a used makeup-remover pad and comb…

Cook your own meals and save some money while you’re at it. Just fry some eggs, throw in canned black beans and salsa, toast some bread, and you’re good to…

8. If Your Name Rhymed with a Body Part or Swear Word, Your Life Was Over.

The culture will tempt you and you’ll definitely want to try and fit in better at the next class. (Up to you how important that is!)

Emily, obviously, has an eating disorder. It is neither anorexia nor bulimia because it includes symptoms considered exclusive to both and is instead categorized under the heading “eating disorder—other.”