Few things are more overrated for you than having an active social life. You see all the people who are constantly going out to these parties and bars and Roman…

I want to write down what I’m going to do the next day, and actually do it.

Even the ones who have been killed off…

You spend an inordinate amount of your time freaking out about the things you’re potentially missing out on but are too paralyzed by anxiety to do anything about it.

Before they came up with the genius idea to pound the collective conscience of the American male with the idea that diamonds=romantic devotion, a common engagement gift was a sewing…

Gentlemen, feel free to ignore this one unless of course you want to take a sneak peek into “girl world,” and while I can promise that you may find some…

In relationships, there are two roles: the lover and the beloved. You’ve seen this dynamic at play in your relationships, as well as your friends and family. It’s a variation…

Ask a borderline stranger if they’re a top or a bottom. Rude Girl by Rihanna!

Sometimes I love seeing the next big hit and actually knowing what the hell is going on during the Oscars. Basically, if I see a preview and it looks good/funny/scary/interesting,…

You constantly bum cigarettes off of people while out drinking yet claim that you “don’t smoke.”

At first, you will probably experience some angst at the thought of abandoning what you were going to say. Drop it anyway, and see if your life suffers. (It won’t.)

I found out Lori carved curse words into her arm with pencils. I knew she was anorexic and bulimic, which, when you’re fourteen, are sort of valorized ailments.

You can’t afford a shrink so reading your horoscope will have to do.

20. Donkey Punch (2008) – Rated R for a scene of strong sexual content involving an aberrant violent act, graphic nudity, violence, language and drug use.

I don’t know how or when or why but, all of a sudden, practically every person I met started to annoy me. I could predict what’d they say, all their…

Bridget Jones is my spirit animal. I feel like I get her in ways I’m not supposed to understand movie characters.

I think it is important to offer options for people who want to present themselves physically without gender specifications.

Plato: I’m not good in bed, I’m The Good in bed.

So, who else will join the bath pride movement?

There is a direct correlation between the kind of clothes you wear and the amount of respect you deserve.

That AMAZING dinner you cooked last night for yourself that I wasn’t invited to and I had to see Instagram photos of while I was sitting at home and starving.

You can tell when you send them a good-morning text message, or mail them a gift, or take the time to do something for them that you know they’ll barely…