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I’m Glad I Didn’t Kill Myself

I can name so many good things about myself.

By Zach Schwartz, 20 Feb 2015

I Rioted with OSU After They Won the National Championship

Frat bros danced around the fire, holding hands, tilting their heads back, screaming in primal ecstasy.

By Zach Schwartz, 15 Jan 2015

God And My Friends

Last night I smoked a blunt with a 65-year-old woman.

By Zach Schwartz, 5 Dec 2014

Every Girl I’ve Ever Kissed

On her 18th birthday, I had sex with Teyana in her basement while her grandma was upstairs.

By Zach Schwartz, 23 Oct 2014

You Need Rejection In Order To Grow

It’s easy to stay in your room and watch Netflix all night.

By Zach Schwartz, 9 Oct 2014

Friday Night, Alone In The Library

I just thought, “I’m so lonely.”

By Zach Schwartz, 13 Sep 2014

From American Apparel To Stoic Philosophy: An Interview With Ryan Holiday

There are few people that I look up to in life, but Ryan Holiday is one of them.

By Zach Schwartz, 8 Aug 2014

Art Isn’t Sacred

You’re not special because you make art.

By Zach Schwartz, 1 Aug 2014

Art Is Sacred

Part of my job includes taking care of chickens.

By Zach Schwartz, 1 Aug 2014

Cleveland Is The Best City In America

New York City sucks compared to Cleveland.

By Zach Schwartz, 17 Jul 2014

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Zach Schwartz

Zach Schwartz (b. 1994) is a writer and entrepreneur from Cleveland, Ohio. He Tweets at @zach_two_times. He has ...