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I can name so many good things about myself.

By Zach Schwartz, 20 Feb 2015

Frat bros danced around the fire, holding hands, tilting their heads back, screaming in primal ecstasy.

By Zach Schwartz, 15 Jan 2015

Last night I smoked a blunt with a 65-year-old woman.

By Zach Schwartz, 5 Dec 2014

On her 18th birthday, I had sex with Teyana in her basement while her grandma was upstairs.

By Zach Schwartz, 23 Oct 2014

It’s easy to stay in your room and watch Netflix all night.

By Zach Schwartz, 9 Oct 2014

I just thought, “I’m so lonely.”

By Zach Schwartz, 13 Sep 2014

There are few people that I look up to in life, but Ryan Holiday is one of them.

By Zach Schwartz, 8 Aug 2014

You’re not special because you make art.

By Zach Schwartz, 1 Aug 2014

Part of my job includes taking care of chickens.

By Zach Schwartz, 1 Aug 2014

New York City sucks compared to Cleveland.

By Zach Schwartz, 17 Jul 2014

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