Armed with this information, I contact an inmate. Pouring through hundreds of profiles, I find 27-year-old Derek, who shares my age. Derek is incarcerated for a string of drunk driving offenses; a crime a few of my friends could easily serve time for.
No one is above loose change.
Like most hot-blooded women, I appreciate a healthy crop of facial hair, but this dude had a thang with his, defining a whole new breed of man: The Guy Who Is in Love with His Beard.
The reality is, we are feeding her illness with every retweet, we are not giving her the space to step away from it all and get the help she needs.
3. Outsource the Initial FaceStalk.
Date a Guy Who Tends a Bar because he is in transition. Date him because he has some amazing ideas and is on to something great with the gumption to work late hours and salty shifts just because they are paving the way.
To mitigate these hurtful truths, you develop a detailed plan on how you’ll become a SUPERHUMAN.
Those cute J.Crew capris that are a liiiittle too snug and a few seasons old, but damn it — they used to fit you perfectly and THEY WILL COME BACK IN FASHION.