42 Celebrity Anagrams That Prove The Existence Of The Illuminati

What are they planning? Who else is involved? Who the hell is Dave Coulier? NO ONE KNOWS THESE THINGS. But they left a few hints hidden in their names:

1. Catherine Zeta-Jones

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image – david_shankbone

Jeez, Satan! Nice Throne

2. Kanye West

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image – kennyysun

Sweaty Ken

3. Leonardo Dicaprio

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image – Wikipedia

Periodic Anal Odor

4. Amanda Bynes

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image – The Heart Truth

Any Damn Beans

5. Channing Tatum

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image – Gage Skidmore

Taint Machine Gun

6. Philip Seymour Hoffman

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image – Georges Biard

A Finely Frumpish Oomph

7. Justin Timberlake

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image – Georges Biard

Miserable Tit Junk

8. Robin Thicke

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image – Kia Clay

Knob Itcher

9. Jack Nicholson

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image – Georges Biard

Conjoined Nachos

10. Victoria Beckham

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image – LGEPR

Brave Atomic Hick

11. Cara Delevingne

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image – crizeel ong

Evil Acne Grenade

12. Taylor Lautner

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image – Eva Rinaldi

Truly Tore Anal

13. Tom Cruise

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image – Gage Skidmore

Rise to Cum

14. Jason Statham

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image – Josh Jensen

Satan Shot Jam

15. Kevin Federline

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image – boymeetswurld

Evil Knee Finder

16. James Gandolfini

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image – Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

Inflamed Gonad

17. Pamela Anderson

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image – Toglenn

Anal Promenades

18. Isaac Asimov

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Ass Coma VII

19. Scarlett Johansson

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image – Gage Skidmore

John Let Satan Cross

20. Jodie Foster

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image – Alan Light

Rodeo Jester

21. Meryl Streep

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image – Andreas Tai

Try Eel Sperm

22. Antonio Banderas

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image – David Shankbone

Bandana Sorter

23. Morgan Freeman

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image – David Sifry

A Gnome Farmer

24. Sylvester Stallone

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image – nicolas genin

Severely Lost Satanist

25. Robbie Knievel

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image – Bo Nash

Evil Bike Boner

26. Maksim Vitorgan

Satanic Vomit Game

27. Roman Polanski

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image – Georges Biard

Spank Monorail

28. Uma Thurman

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image – David Shankbone

Mom Hunter

29. William Shatner

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image – Keith McDuffee

Narwhal Elitism

30. Patton Oswalt

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image – Gage Skidmore

Postnatal Wart

31. Natalie Portman

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image – John Steven Fernandez

Alien Tampon Art

32. Sandra Bullock

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image – Eva Rinaldi

A Round Ballsack

33. Lance Armstrong

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image – McSmit

Long Arm Nectars

34. Diane Keaton

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image – Sbclick

Kinda Ate One

35. Keira Knightley

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image – Tony Shek

Gay Kinky Hitler

36. Ernest Hemingway

Hemingway_portrait

My Inner Sewage

37. Bill Gates

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image – World Economic Forum

Get Ill Abs

38. Salman Rushdie

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image – David Shankbone

Hurled His Semen

39. Patricia Arquette

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image – The Heart Truth

Aquatic Reaper Tit

40. Matt Damon

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image – Nicolas Genin

Damn Tomato

41. Jason Bateman

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image – Eva Rinaldi

Banjo Me, Satan!

42. Fergie

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image – nicogenin

Guy Fieri

MONEY! TC mark

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