At the time of his death in 1940, Fitzgerald claimed to have made just $4,000 off the novel.

Who approved of Fergie?

It’s magical. You are radiating your usual stink lines of reservation and judgment, when all of a sudden someone even passingly mention something that sounds like a food, and you…

10. Being young enough to still experience things for the first time.

Happy people know suffering more than anyone else.

Unfortunately, while our culture claims to not like bullies, our consumer practices show otherwise.

9. Running to greet someone you love at the train station.

2.) How much can you deadlift?

You’re only reading this post because you left your current book at home, or you’re in between books and haven’t yet decided what to dive into next.

The Morning Commute Hottie is a quiet one, categorized only by his choice of newspaper for his daily read. Is he more of a Wall Street Journal bro, or a…

People have cellulite, they have stretch marks, they have birthmarks, they have rolls and bumps and dimples and wrinkles. And those are all perfect bodies, because they do their job…

Whenever I use Facebook on my phone I’m always so terrified of “the wrong” photos getting uploaded and basically ruining my life from there.

14. “All generalizations are false, including this one.”

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book — and does. – Groucho Marx

But guess who ranked at the bottom? America’s “least trusted” actress is Kristen Stewart, who also placed second on Star’s “Most Hated Celebrity” list.

12:19am: Someone said Gatsby is ‘richer than God,’ now the Marilyn Manson guy is dancing to electronic (?) dance music

2. Ramen Noodles, while cheap, is incredibly high in sodium and cannot possibly take the place of nutrition in one’s diet.

I smiled at him and I hoped it was the kind of smile that informed a stranger that you cared for them even if you did not know them.

1998: Selling Beanie Babies on eBay

Oberlin College. This small college in Ohio has a student body that is 94.6 percent hipster (provided you exclude the conservatory). — The Hipster Handbook.

I fight to be as normal as I can, to be an equal among the rest of society.

Don’t you hate those people who talk about their diets all the time? They go on and on about how they’re “so into lentils right now,” and how they’ve stopped…

4. This show is giving side-chicks hope.

I propose that we start throwing tampons at the men who insist on talking about our bodies like they are monsters who lived under our beds when we were five.