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20 Blunt, Hilarious Bill Burr Quotes, Tweets & Jokes
To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I’m just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again.
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The 10 Most Important Things You Need To Know To Effectively Pick Someone Up
Do not actually do anything that makes it seem like you’re hitting on them.
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How To Explain The Cleveland Indians Logo To People Who Think It’s Not Racist
Having a Cleveland Indians logo is like having a “New York Jews” or “San Francisco Chinamen,” mascots that would be blatantly offensive. I shudder to think what the equivalencies for…
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6 Refreshing Reasons To Keep A Journal
Journaling is the only activity for me to concentrate on my own private thoughts. It has helped me be a conversationalist and voracious reader. It is an outlet that is…
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40 Reasons You Shouldn’t Move To NYC
People say that visiting and living in New York City are very different things. I’ve found that they are exactly the same and that’s why it is a bad place…
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15 Cruelest Author-To-Author Insults
“How to read Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone? Why, very quickly, to begin with, and perhaps also to make an end. Why read it? Presumably, if you cannot be…
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14 Upbeat Songs To Remarkably Improve This Excuse For A Day
Today is probably a bit annoying. Make it less annoying.
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39 Epic Autocorrect Fails That Temporarily Ruined People’s Lives
No matter what time of day it is, autocorrect makes you perpetually sound like a drunken idiot — and possibly a sex criminal.
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This Guy’s “Impression Intervention” Will Blow Your Mind With How Freakishly Accurate His Characters Are
It’s hard to decide which is the most impressive. I’m kind of hesitating between Justin Timberlake, Brad Pitt, and Kevin Spacey.
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You Will Be Okay
You may feel like love will never make its way to your heart again but it will.
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4 Seduction Strategies Guaranteed To Make Her Weak At The Knees
The art of seducing women is a game that anyone can easily master, given the appropriate level of know-how to executive the right moves at the right moments.
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5 Questions Everyone In Their Mid-20s Needs To Be Asking Themselves
1. Is everybody hanging out without me, or is this just what life becomes?
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I Finally Figured Out How To Get Over My Ex: Sleep With Him
Yeah, no, not kidding. Wish I was! But I’m not.
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10 Seinfeld Quotes That Sum Up Your Life Perfectly
Here are ten quotes that will hopefully convince you that the Seinfeld writers already canvassed your life problems. Consult the show to see how things turn out (Hint: not well.…
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It Took Me 6 Months to Poop Around My Boyfriend (And That’s Normal)
“You’re the Jedi pooper,” my boyfriend declared roughly six months into our relationship. He was referring to the fact that I’d managed to duck detection while going number two for an…
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The 100 Best Christian Albums Of The 90s
You may not be aware of a Christian band channeling Pere Ubu, Jello Biafra, Gordon Gano, Man or Astro-Man, G.G. Allin, The Sex Pistols, and Devo.
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20 Important Relationship Rules, And When You Should Ignore Them
20. Be Wary When Discussing Relationship Troubles With Your Friends
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30 Women On How To Tell If She’s Flirting Or Just Being Nice
flirt: behave as though attracted to or trying to attract someone, but for amusement rather than with serious intentions. “it amused him to flirt with her”
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This Cute Guy Singing With Total Strangers Stuck In Traffic Will Make Your Heart Melt
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18 Mind-Blowing Satellite Photos Of Earth That Will Remind You How Small You Really Are
The sandy and rocky terrain of the Sahara desert in western Algeria.
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11 Astoundingly Powerful Movies That Will Completely Decimate Your Heart
The most powerful works of art are those that affect who you are, how you live, and/or what you understand about the human condition. The best sad movies are ones…
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8 Mind-Bogglingly Simple Mistakes Men Make On Tinder
6. Cliche song quote as bio: Do less.
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10 Things I Learned Living With Portuguese Women
I am your average Canadian young adult spending a year abroad living with two Portuguese women in Iceland.
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8 Awesome Reminders To Help You Find Love Again
Love is a fragile thing that can be broken unexpectedly. Sometimes it’s a matter of seconds, sometimes love is eroded over a decade, but it’s almost a fact of life…
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Trusting People Is Way Too Dangerous
They will hurt you. And you know that. But you will forgive them and you will hurt yourself instead.
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27 Easy Everyday Tips To Being Healthier, Feeling Sexier And Living Longer
27. Love your body, because it’s yours.
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4 Steps To Reducing Your Anxiety When Pooping In Public Bathrooms
2. Show disgust as you enter
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7 Things To Tell Yourself When You Feel Bad About Being Single
When you are married you’ve reached the end of the story, at least in our faulty cultural understanding of how your life is supposed to work. When you are single,…
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9 Specific Types Of Love And How Long They’ll Last
3. That can’t-eat, can’t-sleep, reach-for-the-stars, over-the-fence, World Series kind of love.
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50 People On ‘The Most WTF Thing Someone Did While Hooking Up’
When i lost my v-card. He cried in fetal position then got up and proposed. I nervously smiled and hugged him. We went to sleep. Never spoke of it again.
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23 Essential Role Models For Women In Their 20s
Allie in The Notebook, because that bitch was given the choice between a rich, doting James Marsden in a military uniform and sweatily hot Ryan Gosling who built her a…
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14 Surprising Things Americans Don’t Know, According To Poll Numbers
When asked on what year 9/11 took place, 30% of Americans were unable to answer the question correctly, even as few as five years after the attack.
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The 9-Step Guide To Drinking Whiskey
Rum? I’m sorry, do you live on a pirate ship? Beer? How disarmingly everyman of you. Vodka? Is the One Direction concert tonight? Tequila or gin? You have a serious…
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19 Surprisingly Hot Things Guys Do Without Realizing It
Saying your name unexpectedly at the end of a sentence, especially in that lower register where you can tell they’re being more serious than usual.
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11 Totally Insane Scientific Theories People Used To Believe Were True
2. YOU CAN WRITE ON THE MOON IN BLOOD.
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20 Important Relationship Rules That Are Often Ignored
Do NOT get your sex tips from Cosmo.
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21 Mind-Blowing Fan Theories That Will Change The Way You See Your Favorite Show
The original Scooby Doo series is set after a horrible economic depression.
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15 Things You Unexpectedly Start Doing Once You Get A Full-Time Job
13. You’ve always known how to procrastinate. But now you’ll start hanging with the older cousin of procrastination, called “stretching out work so it seems like it’ll take the entire…
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If You Only Want To Have Sex, Let’s Have Sex Already
It’s not an insult that you don’t want to meet every guy you connect with, and trust me: for most of them, that’s going to be a huge relief.
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55 More Slang Phrases From The 1920s We Should Start Using Again
In terms of vocab, the 20s got all of us beat.
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Debunking The Vulnerability Myth
A professor admitting, “I joke to my students that the world is going to hell, but I care & worry about them. Am I making a difference?”
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30 People Are Even More Oblivious To Flirting Than You Are
Just warning you, this may become extremely cringeworthy.
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11 Quick Tips On How To Impress People
Show off your intelligence — admit “I don’t know, but I’d love to learn.”
