Don’t be ashamed about using sex toys — even as I write this in the cafe on my campus I am getting death stares from old people. Whatever, they’re just jealous because they’re not having orgasms like I am!
Determined to spice things up I tried to talk to him about it. I told him we could role play or try different positions or whatever else we could think of together. And he freaked out — totally lost it. I knew he would.