It’s Friday, and that means the weekend is RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. While you feel exhilarated at the thought of staying in bed and watching Netflix, take a moment of…

There are Beautiful Girls and there are Not So Beautiful Girls. I am not the former.

Hey Ya, Mean Girls, Livejournal.

The more miserable a job is, the more they have to compensate you for being miserable

When I hear 2 Chainz musing about how much he loves them strippers, I can’t help but agree with his tastes.

When that little voice rears it’s ugly head and tells you at the most mundane moment: but you don’t really love them.

So how do we welcome these femme women into the LGBT community? It’s actually pretty simple: Don’t make assumptions.

I just like to watch them perform. They have this attitude towards sex that feels incredibly liberating. They’re nice to look at. They inspire me to do ab-workouts.

There is always something that you will look back on and cringe at, if only because the human body isn’t perfect, much less so when it’s under the unpredictable lights…

Whenever you are in a new place, the local Starbucks is always the touchstone of familiarity and comfort around which your trip can revolve.

Because I’m still in love with my ex, and that makes me feel pathetic and angry, so then I drink to deal with the loneliness.

Sending a message that was obviously just copy/pasted to 30+ girls: we can tell when you do this. It’s not exactly a panty dropper.

Wet a t-shirt you would sleep in and run it through the spin cycle on a washing machine for about 30 seconds until the shirt is damp but not dripping…

If you ate something today.

You’ve been invited to the gym’s EMPLOYEE Holiday party before.

We have a tendency to exacerbate relationships by the way in which we categorize them as good bad or ugly, and yet, for some reason, no matter which way we…

Bystander intervention. Have you heard about this thing? I bet you have, and I bet you’ve done it without thinking.

Let the greatness of the Space Jam soundtrack live on in your a.m. regiment, taking the wheel of your weak, exhausted body.

Now, I should say that I am straight, and have had a slew of boyfriends and am pretty darn serious with my latest one – but still, my liking for…

If The Killing frustrated you, check out Top of the Lake. This miniseries stars Elisabeth Moss as an Australian detective in New Zealand, searching for a missing pregnant 12 year-old…

The following list describes unusual, strange, horrible deaths.

We want you to feel inspired, and to create your own reality through creative risk taking and will provide the opportunity through this artistic competition.

Be in the present. When you’re unhappy, it’s tempting to think about the past and basically anything that’s not right in front of you. But the past is something you…

In Pirates of the Caribbean, we see the story of a daring search for booty, and if that description is also fitting of your sex life, well it most definitely…

I’m turning 28 in a matter of days. My twenties are almost over.

He was wearing the suit in hopes of convincing people they had seen Bigfoot.

There are actually only two choices: be a breadwinner or marry a breadwinner.

City lights on the street after it just rained.

If you accidentally close a tab on Google Chrome, press Control+Shift+T and it’ll come back from the dead.

Loving someone more than you love yourself.

Work on being compassionate towards other women who have lived different lives than you and have made different choices.

People—even the wrong ones—come into your life to teach you the lessons you can’t learn on your own. It is your job not to make a fuss about it. You…

Turn down your speakers or headphones, it gets loud.

Only judge a woman’s personal and sexual history if you hold yourself — and every other human — to those same standards, and know that they are only your own,…

Flirting with strangers is going to ease your ability when it comes to approaching people.

My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude.

The gym is another difficult place to meet women. Ladies generally do not want to be hit on while they’re working out. They’re in the zone and do not feel…

1. Daydream about what would happen if you died.

If you ask them why they love you, they give you reasons that are anything other than “I just do.”

“Do you just need to be alone for a little while?”

2. Suffocation in ash

5. The misconception that silence = awkward.

They don’t get defensive when you say you’re upset, they get concerned and want to talk about it.

Chase drinks and dreams, not people.

Basically I want to know what it feels like to be the boy who cares less.

if unhappy is your default setting, other people can’t afford to be around you.

“Don’t worry about keeping me in the loop.”

Red Flag #2: He makes you ask him out.

Being awake for 17-19 straight hours declines your performance to lesser than or equal to a person with a blood alcohol level of 0.05%.

There’s basically a giant space ship at the bottom of the ocean.