In pretty much every episode where the catfisher turns out to not be who or what they claimed to be, the fake profile they use features pictures of highly appealing women and men, which is presumably what attracts the catfishee to them in the first place.
5. When you do interact with other humans and they ask what you’ve been up to, you talk about your dog as if he/she is your s.o.
“If you really want something, you don’t stop for anyone or anything until you get it.” Well put, Queen B. Take notes, girls.