Bill Murray stole $20 from me. Not in the sense that I saw a bad movie of his and decided he owed me for my time and money spent, but…

Pictures/cameras. I just captured this ONE moment in time that I can now look at for the rest of my life.

I would like to dispel some of the myths about marriage I have confronted over time.

There are so many guides out there for the ladies for how to get a man, keep a man, ditch a man – it was about time for an article…

There is a little Charlotte York sitting on my shoulder telling me guys lose respect for girls who enjoy sex.

These two 10-year-old boys kidnapped, tortured, and killed a 2-year-old they found waiting for his mother outside a store in the mall.

The only way to save a lot of money fast without going insane or giving up is to spend less and make more. It’s not glamorous, and it’s kind of…

1. Relationships are only temporary but Taco Bell is for forever. 2. Taco Bell always welcomes you with open arms and never judges you when you show up drunk. 3.

I’ve been thinking a lot about this interview with Lisa Kudrow about the nose job she got when she was in high school.

Breakup Like An Adult.

My brother was the baby in the family, and I couldn’t imagine my mom turning her back on him to protect me. How would that even work? Grown-ups who molested…

When something really, really funny happens, and I immediately turn around to look at you with that “Oh my god, what??” face, even when you’re not there.

We lose the mystery, the intangible but palpable reality of our existence, one that’s both elusively foreign and so comfortably, warmly home.

3. Regardless of how much time has passed since the last time you’ve hung out, once you start to catch up, it feels as though no time has passed at…

Whether you started dancing with her at a club, are on a blind date or are being introduced to a friend of a friend, these are 15 things you should…

1. Make their bed. 2. Own a pet or a child. 3. Have a stress-free conversation with the mechanic. 4. Have more than one set of sheets.

“I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star.”

I’m curious about vaginas. Not in a sexual way. In an anatomical way.

Sister in law only bought a windshield wiper for the driver’s side.

You have cynical jokes and snarky remarks that it’s killing you inside to hold off on saying, but you must wait until you have a better feel for whom you…

Regardless of whether or not anyone asked you to, you have within you an innate need to pack snacks for people and make sure that everyone is eating well. For…

1. Make Sure Your Excuse Isn’t Too Complicated

FILE UNDER: the craziest things that made us think of George Clooney this week.

Nick: Just update your resume, you ninny.

I know a girl who is living in Oregon waiting for her stepfather to get out of jail so that they can get married. He’s in jail for having a…

Complaining about your job in front of someone who is having a really hard time finding one.

Automatically having the most exciting stories/life of most of your friends.

2. My phone is probably broken or service is messed up and that’s why I haven’t heard from anybody in a while.

Do men ever admit to women that they’re slightly crazy in the things that they expect out of women? Not really. I think that’s the way the game works though.

It’s easy to get caught up in the idea of “identities.” We are “Introverts” and “Single Girls,” “Twenty-Somethings” and “Hopeless Romantics.” We are Carries, and Charlottes, some of us even…

How important did the money end up being, did you take dreams over paychecks and struggle to follow your passion?

I absolutely need to control the wireless router. Try to make this a criteria when looking for a room. I also talk to myself using radio procedure. “Alpha six Charlie,…

I didn’t start watching New Girl until earlier this year. I like Zooey Deschanel but honestly, I’m very tired of the whole ‘adorkable’-quirky-indie-girl-dresses-like-Elaine-Benes personality she plays in nearly every role

17. You do not need to be 2 steps ahead of everyone else. Think before you make decisions and you will be two steps ahead of yourself and that’s all…

“We’ll see you again soon.” What does that mean? Does he want to see me again personally? Why can’t people just say what they mean?!

But like a shadow you can’t shake, rationality is what splits you up.

The Verve – “Bitter Sweet Symphony”

Reason and accountability are not the only TWO reasons why men and women are different.

Take a wild guess which campus is #1.

Cue comedic slow turn around…

After seeing her play with one too many maraschino cherries you knew damn well where she’d be putting that tongue later.

Cheese is the most important meal of the day. As such, the greatest of all food groups deserves respect.

How Many Cats Can I Look At On The Internet?

You brag about Bob Dylan having lived in Dinkytown…

It is disappointing to read that what much of our population seems call its bucket list – supposedly the ultimate list of amazing things one would like to accomplish one…

Olivia Pope: IT’S HANDLED.

Being happy that someone else has failed.

This morning over at Gizmodo, Ph.D. candidate Steven Miller explains the “best” time to drink coffee in fascinating detail.

I stopped dancing around the same time I decided to stop starving myself. If I was really going to kick my eating disorder, if I was really going to, in…

Yo 148, 3-to-the-3-to-the-6-to-the-9. Representin’ the ABQ. What up, biatch? Leave it at the tone!