Your reason to live should be very much like your reason to listen to music. Once you learn to appreciate all the elements of music you appreciate it more than…

Why do we do this to ourselves?

The truth is that I simply cannot imagine life without dinners at the Beverly Hills Hotel, weekends in Malibu, first class travel, or any of the other myriad material pleasures…

“They told me my hair was unprofessional, that it wasn’t appropriate for the workplace.”

It’s been a long minute since I’ve kissed anyone. So… when the opportunity came up recently, you have no idea how much I wanted to kiss her.

Con: Gloria Steinem would totally not sit with you.

When I was 5, I wrote my first book.

When we live and travel abroad, every little nuance — the cracks in the sidewalk, the smell of fresh pastries, the wide horizon in the distance — all seem new.

There are many reasons why working on cruise ships is a wonderful opportunity, not limited to getting paid to travel, exploring new places, meeting rad people from all over the…

As the reality of what I’d gotten myself into set in, I began to have doubts. Maybe my parents were correct and I was, in fact, an absolute loon.

If your school is in a snowy area, cafeteria trays make great sleds.

Where does the money that we all work so hard to make go at the end of the week?

Deleting people off of Facebook who are constantly spouting off political or social stuff that makes you extremely upset, or feel personally attacked.

This is the account of an intelligent, lucid man who knew perfectly well what he was doing and did it with the intent of leaving a minimum amount of pain…

As if our oft achy bodies or inability to recover from drinking weren’t enough, now we’ve got this to show us that Father Time ain’t no joke.

Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.

End up taking pulls of chocolate syrup directly out of the squeezie bottle that you found buried in the condiment shelf in your fridge. Note that the expiration date was…

But Nickelback? NO. I couldn’t live with myself if their songs brought me joy.

From one certified sloth to another, eyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Just think what YOU can accomplish!

“Melon slice?” And she’ll offer you a plate with some melon slices on it.

Throughout the day he only consumed toast and coffee—50 cups of coffee to be exact.

9. The saddest thing for a girl to do is to dumb herself down for a guy.

“Relax. Jesus. What is with you gays? Are you really that repulsed by lady parts? What do you think I have down there? A gnome?”