You know that a mumbler or inaudibly soft-spoken person is ~almost~ worse than a rude person.

To put others down in an attempt to gain attention, validation, or happiness shows how jealous you are of what they have.

In every group of friends, there’s the “Karen” of the group, aka. the friend no one likes. If you can’t figure out who the Karen is in your friend circle,…

Every day we have a driver who shits in the parking lot.

1. From the Sports section: “Rangers Get Whiff of Colon.”

Racism. Particularly against white people.

The deep, forgiving cushion of your favorite armchair as you sink in to change the world via the Macbook warming your lap. The inviting “like” button on status updates from…

I’ll leave it up to you to decide for yourself.

I kept that for years as an example of, perhaps, how obesity has become a real problem.

If you’re a “Mean Girls” fan, celebrate “Mean Girls Day” with this list of other movies you’ll adore.

4. A hair stylist they love.

You’ve never, upon taking every pain to stay dry out in the storm, had someone who was perhaps not so careful make your one side wetter than it had been…

1. You go to say goodbye to your dad one day.

When I was 14 I took the garbage out after dark.. it was 7:30pm.. I had literally just checked the clock before I went outside and when I got back…

If there were a Best Grandfather of All-Time award, this guy would totally win.

“Lign in drerd un bakn beygl!”: A curse meaning “May you lie in the ground and bake bagels.” To explain, this curse means that you should burn in hell for…

Here are some tips for making your solo European trip as fun, safe, awesome and as cheap as possible.

Going on service trips in college and making your profile picture you, smiling, surrounded by a bunch of half-naked children of various ethnicities.

1. We think people from other parts of the country–particularly those on the left coast–aren’t as “real” and “hardened” as we are.

It doesn’t matter if your date wears panties or rocks boxer-briefs, there is something incredibly sexy about making dinner for someone.

The key to cracking this guy’s code is to pull Inception on him–in the sense that you need to convince him that it’s actually you who is making the first…

Sit in a strange position when farting, so the fart bubble does not go up the cooter.

We pick out some super tight little shorts with daggers on them and a little white bralette top, grey weed socks, and some old Chucks. No underwear. I’m into this…

The next morning, I woke up early and gathered all my stuff before he woke up. I took the bus home smelling like Jack Daniels and cigarettes, and avoided everyone’s…

Some eat to live, but those of us living to eat will take great pleasure in this compilation of things that are terrible and perfect for our heart all at…

My great grandmother was Martin Luther King Jr.’s personal secretary. They were having an affair.

Keeping your fingernails neat and trimmed is a sign of sexual intelligence. No girl wants you venturing around her nether regions with jagged talons.

Co-Le Sales Company asks: “Do you still beat your wife?” Their answer: “Maybe you never should have stopped.”

If you take a phone call when you come up to the cash register — or god forbid, actually hold up the ‘one-minute’ finger to the cashier so you can…

I see what you did there, anonymous Craigslist user.