You spend two hours each day reading travel blogs and websites.

It’s the end to your misadventures in a foreign land, and end to the identity you carefully crafted and experimented with, an end to the reality you authored, an end…

7. I hear the same two jokes over and over again about how I look too tired and should just drink more coffee. Very original. I wake up at 3:30…

I feel like the earth is still getting back on its normal orbit a year after this song made every woman’s ass shake collectively for the first time.

Words convey our most powerful emotions: love, hate, anger, joy.

“I can eat as much as I want and I don’t gain weight!”

Every minute in America, at least 5 of your Facebook friends are getting engaged (give or take).

There is nothing more simple, and yet we are often far too modest when it comes to what we’re capable of or what we have accomplished. Even when we’ve done…

I’m just poor little Rach(a)el (depending on the intelligence of the commentator) Sacks who just was soooooo sad that a cashier showed her a little disdain.

5. “Captain Phillips.”

When I first started, I figured I could control it; and at the beginning I could.

We all have crosses to bear, don’t we?

I’m not one of those people who try to be poor to relate to people. I think that’s honestly really disgusting behavior, it’s as if you’re saying that you have…

If it’s a device, delete it.

I’m going to spend the night tanning, exfoliating and then staring at myself hatefully in the mirror before treating myself to a Skinny Girl margarita and crying myself to sleep.

What happened guys? You used to be cool.

Why the hullabaloo over my $300 anti-aging neck moisturizer?? Just kidding. (Or am I?)

Live human contact is slowly becoming a thing of the past. It’s gotten to the point where when someone calls me (instead of sending me a text), I think something…

Fanny. Sorry but that word does not mean butt. It means vagina.

12. Go on a long ass drive alone. Play all your favorite songs and coast with one hand out the window as you rip past.

Chances are if you’re reading this, then you’re not in middle school anymore. If you are, then stop reading right now because you must preserve your reputation for “coolness.”

12. The innocent hair twirl

So you’ve decided to do what everyone else is doing and buy a longboard to cruise around town. But why are you not getting respect from real skaters, or what…

7. You have walked into things, people, parked and or moving cars while staring down at your phone.

No but like seriously, can you not? I literally just got a pap smear and I realllllllly don’t want to go back to the gyno, at least not ’til I’m…

Recover from your disappointment with the ‘Dexter’ finale by rebounding with something new. You need that in your life.

2. The grass is always greener on the other side.

I do not use seat covers in public bathrooms.

9. To some degree worriers are warriors, battling & staving off their constant flow of unpleasant thoughts and concerns as they try to manage a somewhat normal day.

2. You make strangers guess your ethnicity for your entertainment

It happens all the time: when I go out to a club, party, bar, or any event where alcohol is present and mention I don’t drink, people seem to take…

If you’re just on the cusp of becoming a 20-something, or currently a 20-something, or even past being a 20-something, take the time to appreciate some words of wisdom left…

23. Troll 2.

I have a close friend who in one week went from being a homeless couch-surfing fitness instructor to living in a fabulous apartment near the beach and driving a Porsche…

Getting the very last adorable sale item, which is both perfectly your size and completely unscathed by gross makeup stains from a billion girls trying it on before you.

“Kiss The Rain” by Billie Myers

13. Your to-do lists are all like “we’re gonna do all this great stuff this week!” Tuesday is all like “I’m tired.”