His time was running out.

You are probably the most put-together adult I’ve ever met. Can I meet you? I want to be as put together as you are. Please?

If you’re brave enough to watch them all, here are the 14 scenes from kid’s movies that will still make you cry.

These are the songs that it’s nearly impossible to skip when they come on, but also transcend genre.

If all of us are born with an essentially similar brain, with more or less the same configuration and potential for mastery, why is it then that in history only…

The five seconds before “ugh, my period” where you’re like “yisssssss, my period!!!”

Being cool in your 20s is not very hard. That is because us 20-somethings are cool for the pure fact that we are in our 20s.

1. Inject yourself and everyone you meet with love.

How about how long it takes women to choose what to wear on a first date?

Hey there, you! I was Googling your name and this registry came up.

I think Rita Hayworth would pick Viva Glam I if she were alive today; it’s vampy and glamorous.

Pro tip: when you’re in specialty stores, ask the sales people what their favorite products are.

I’d like to say the moral is that make-up is totally useless and I never wear it now. This would be a lie. A kind of judgmental lie.

I still can’t believe there’s a movie about a girl making a bet with her stepbrother that if he can get a virgin to sleep with him, he can also…

I can’t decide if I’m an adult or not yet, and most of my indecision comes down to the fact that when I think of adults, I think of them…

I hope I’m not a horror story! I’ve never screamed or bled or anything! I hope my vagina is just a faceless, run-of-the-mill normal vagina.

To help you keep the party going when your name is called, here are forty songs guaranteed to get the crowd off their feet and get you a series of…

3. Your new friends will only call you the name of your home state.

1. Confidence!

Sometimes I’m scared to go get stuff from the attic, spiders are terrifying. But I do it anyways.

I am alive. Very, very alive. For the first time in my life.

I don’t notice when you’re flirting with me. I try to be really nice to everyone I meet.

This would never work in the real word. If you stared at me blankly for 43 minutes after I asked you “What’s goody?” You’d be labeled a psychopath.

10. Turning everything into a casserole.

Never take cabs. Forget cabs exist. Forget that the color yellow is a thing cars can be.

THIS may be the BEST cover version… ever!

DO do it in the laundry room: It will be empty — especially at night. There’s really no other reason. Put a few coins in the machine for some extra fun.

8. You’ve stopped looking for shortcuts.

Being young enough to be misguided and directionless and have it still, somehow, be fairly acceptable.

Whenever I’m abroad, I’m completely disgusted by the lack of sandwiches. A white girl’s gotta eat!

For the women out there, pulling hair from your butt crack after a shower.

We need never be hopeless because we can never be irreparably broken.

TL; DR: If calling myself intelligent offends you; well, build a bridge…

7. You can do tricks with your face.