Holy crap.

Girl what’s the tea?

No high fives or fist bumps in middle school. “Safety reasons and makes people feel left out”

Our company had a little person working in the head office. She got fired because she hid inside a paper recycle bin and scared some employees.

You will wander around the house in the same food-stained t-shirt and pungent-smelling pajama bottoms for days on end; a pitiful state where just putting on pants may be the…

Don’t be judgmental.

7. “To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.”

Your GPA is only important if you are applying to Law School, Med School, or any other Grad Program

You have an aggressive and confrontational demeanor. You don’t start fights, but you’re known to assert yourself when necessary.

1. When people try to get on a train or elevator before I have a chance to step off.

I was hanging out with a friend recently (let’s call him James) when we passed a cheapish department store.

I heard all about them nonstop from all of my friends and my sister, so if there’s anyone with a wealth of knowledge when it comes to who was hot…

Although the United States is a great place to live, people believe that there are things that can be changed to further this great nation. Let’s see what they have…

Between the acrobatics, inventive college satire, and willingness to come off as a highly questionable human, it’s very rare to see such unbridled talent running amok like this.

Con: ‘Art jokes’

Your mom repeating “but he/she’s so talented!” at a dinner party for hours on end is only gonna get you so far.

We’ve evolved over millions of years to most effectively do a handful of things. Lucky for us, one of them is banging. Like any animal, we’re on a mission to…

Most kids that grew up in the 90s have some fond memories watching this show as a kid, but I’m here to tell you that it’s even better as an…

10. The only people you know who wear more shades of pink, yellow, and other pastels than the girls in your sorority are your male friends.

To be honest, I thought Adele was like 65, but it turns out she’s only 27, which is actually kind of amazing considering the fact that she’s worth an estimated…

But what actually ends up happening is that things get pulled so far out of context they become repurposed just for the sake of an argument.

7) Vibrate/Silence: You are avoiding bill collectors/student loan people.

Not twerking or shaking your ass in the club, because you have intellectual prowess and therefore no need for such base demonstrations of sexual value. Come on, you’re not a…

4. Be thankful. Every single day. Every time you open your eyes to a new day of life on this earth. And learn to appreciate every moment of the beauty…

4. He’s too nervous. It can be that simple, really.

Pictures/cameras. I just captured this ONE moment in time that I can now look at for the rest of my life.

I would like to dispel some of the myths about marriage I have confronted over time.

These two 10-year-old boys kidnapped, tortured, and killed a 2-year-old they found waiting for his mother outside a store in the mall.

The only way to save a lot of money fast without going insane or giving up is to spend less and make more. It’s not glamorous, and it’s kind of…

1. Relationships are only temporary but Taco Bell is for forever. 2. Taco Bell always welcomes you with open arms and never judges you when you show up drunk. 3.