I’ve heard some women are into Willem Defoe, but I can’t see it.

And we are afraid to be open with this need, with this passion, because we don’t want to lose you. That is really the crux of it.

Happiness, if you think about it, is the biggest conundrum we face.

These articles talk about the misery that results from indecision in one’s twenties, and I believe that part is true. Indecision is miserable. But the articles are wrong about the…

On a first date, I realised midway through that I was wearing a strappy dress, and hadn’t shaved my armpits. Cue awkwardly refusing to raise my arms for the rest…

So when you wake up in the morning and catch a glimpse of yourself in the bathroom mirror looking like a greasy combination of a used makeup-remover pad and comb…

You know what will save a truly boring party? Everyone deciding to get the same amount of drunk. I swear to god, that fixes everything. If everyone in the room…

Cook your own meals and save some money while you’re at it. Just fry some eggs, throw in canned black beans and salsa, toast some bread, and you’re good to…

“Actually, what I really want to know is — how do two girls actually have sex?” he asked, and for a split second I imagine bludgeoning him over the head…

First, one must understand the circumstances of the Girl Pee. As we have generally not been blessed with a protruding organ for indiscriminate urination, we must find our own accommodations…

8. If Your Name Rhymed with a Body Part or Swear Word, Your Life Was Over.

The culture will tempt you and you’ll definitely want to try and fit in better at the next class. (Up to you how important that is!)

I went home that night and cried. “I miss you already” I wrote in a text to her, and I’d barely pressed send when my phone began vibrating, flashing with…

Emily, obviously, has an eating disorder. It is neither anorexia nor bulimia because it includes symptoms considered exclusive to both and is instead categorized under the heading “eating disorder—other.”

K.

It has become your personal mission to find and kill Nicholas Sparks.

“Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.”

Some people can’t be alone. They just can’t. In some minds, it is better to settle than to be alone.

Thank you for loving me when I didn’t love myself.

Call your best friend. Her approval is mandatory.

Distance isn’t always such a bad thing.

Love is not the antidote.

Life is not a game. Life is not a clean narrative and people are real and flawed and you can’t force anything on them or yourself. The second you try…

1. Having a witty, brilliant, perfect thought that’s over 140 characters.

In the afternoon, drink the one beer you find in the back of your fridge, then get a little naughty and go skinny dipping. In the SHOWER!

Try to immediately become friends. Hang out and get coffee and laugh and act normal. Feel weird about not kissing goodbye.

Read a book from your childhood that you used to love, and remember all of the things about it that made you first fall in love with reading. Highlight your…

I can’t sleep because I’m going to be doing it all alone.

There’s a party in your booty.

It appears that the Internet Gods have heard my muffled cries of agony and have ended the few day-long dry spell of no new things to ogle.

If you are even slightly unconvinced by the word “no” in all its perfectly-clear-unless-you’re-being-willfully-obtuse forms, you are never going to be good in bed.

Remember sleep? That was a good thing you used to do.

It will be like loving a brick wall. You are head over heels enamored with everything they are, and all they can see is this ugly collection of flaws and…

50 Shades of Gay: How to tell if the boy in your lit class is gay or just an art student

“You thought that I’d be broke without you/But I’m richer/You thought that I’d be sad without you/I laugh harder”

1) “…Never tell me the odds!”

I thought, “I am a different person now. I am strong. I am confident. I should do my psyche a favor and confront this person.”

Recognize that 99.9% of the people who read what you write, don’t really know you. So whatever they have to say about who you are and who you are not,…

“I knew he would be really flattered that somebody would do something so disgusting just to get his attention.”

Nobody can work a front leg slit like Ciara can. NOBODY.

I want to be the girl with the most cake.

My dependence on coffee sometimes makes me feel weak — ergo, my humiliation.

By uploading a photo the user is given a chance to be a part of an exhibition.

The month of March means 30 whole days of college students all across America celebrating a week off from school doing important volunteer work or, probably, lounging around in hot…

There is no “real” you. If you treat people poorly, or start fights in bars, or steal, or hit dogs, or pick on the weak kid in school, you are…

Not learning something as quickly as other people do, even if someone tells you that this particular math problem is “way too easy” and something “anyone” could do.

When text messages were invented, passive aggressive people around the world rejoiced and said, “THANK YOU JESUS! There’s now yet another medium I can use where I don’t have to…

This show was OUR so-called life.

It’s not as though my entire friendship with him was a ruse to get him in bed, I genuinely fell for him over the course of getting to know him,…

This herd of attractive, toned young people checking each other out is an ecosystem that I have never been able to find a niche in.