On one of our first dates, my wife and I decided to go to a park in Chicago just to walk around. After we left, we realized that we were…

A child suffering of fear of the dark is not subject for ridicule or torment. Her parents do not follow her around the house, switching off lights. She is not…

We hold our friends’ hair when they throw up. We bring them food and watch Netflix with them when they’re sick. We console them when they’re disappointed. We nurture.

If ever there was a type of human being that deserved the “Don’t worry, they’ll tell you!” punch line, a Californian would be it.

If you inquire as to where they were on a certain night, why they are texting so-and-so, or any other obvious indicators that something could be happening, and they immediately…

Even when you consider apex positions in glamor industries, a lot of the people there don’t even really love what they do.

Snapchat was totally made for the moments when you do something new with your nails and have to show your friends like, right now right now.

Something awful has happened to teenagers and young adults everywhere.

8. The scent of chlorine never completely leaves your skin.

2. Good managers would actually be on the floor making drinks with the staff, but bad managers would hide in the back, doing what they do, and not build team…

Do you dream of a cake that is perfectly layered, that stays moist as hell and provides a satisfying cake-to-frosting ratio with each bite? Of course you do, that is…

3. They actually get in the way of you trying to do stuff, like carrying things, sleeping on your tummy and sometimes even in pilates.

What happens when 2-inches of snow fall in the middle of the day in a city with a tragically ineffectual public transit system?

A friend of mine always tells the story of his encounter with Bill Murray. Whilst walking home from a near-by Dominoes pizza back to the house, Bill Murray comes up…

How to plan, and prepare, and stare Crazy-with-a-capital-C dead in the face and say, “I will conquer you.” And then, how to do it.

Our dads will take you fishing and hunting. They might even teach you a thing or two.

7. E.B. White to his wife on the occasion of her pregnancy, “written” by their dog.

Hey.

It may be hard to distinguish the line between being shy with public affection, and being downright cold.

Our actions really do have consequences. Some are good, some are not. Most are bad. Like, really, really bad.

While there are a plethora of those magical moments, let me drop some truth bombs on you.

Life is too short to hop on and off of bandwagons all the time.

Get invited to go out with your sister and her friends. She’s already there, but you feel anxious about traveling alone. Stay home and play Animal Crossing instead.

2. You no longer have time.

You didn’t think we were just going to address human poo, did you? Hoarder’s homes are like mini Noah’s Arks of poo.

That the worst part of it all is probably watching your friends go and having campus feel empty and weird without them.

One thing different about Taiwan and America is that we view our naked old men completely differently.

Is there a way out?

5. When they hug you from behind they can rest their chin on your head and grab you, causing you to melt a little bit inside.

Can we just agree to kick chicken caesar salad out of the “healthy food club” once and for all? We all know that it’s not a positive nutritional choice, let’s…