“Could Snape possibly know they’d found out about the Sorcerer’s Stone? Harry didn’t see how he could — yet he sometimes had the horrible feeling that Snape could read minds.”

The “no means no” talk definitely doesn’t always apply in the confines of a lot of relationships.

I don’t know about you, but I heavily rely on autocorrect.

Everyone assumes that you’re going to stop going out and having fun because you’re married, even though it doesn’t mean you’re any less single than when you were just dating.

Triad is a transnational criminal organization that is based in Hong Kong, Taiwan, Singapore among many other countries.

Here’s a list of movies that are familiar, yet entertaining enough to help get you through a polar vortex without losing your mind.

“Is it hot in here or just me?”

Worked at KFC for ~4 years. The BBQ sandwich is actually made from chicken too old and stale to give to the homeless shelters, so they soak it in BBQ…

Slowly realizing that you are the same age or older as a lot of the celebrities or fictional characters that you always assumed were way older than you.

Hello everyone. It’s your favorite time of the month. No, guys it’s not “blow job week” (or the less exciting way women refer to it: our periods). It’s story time!

It’s not that business owners want to “refuse service” to gays simply because they’re gay; it’s that some business owners — particularly people who work in the wedding industry —…

14. Jeremy Sisto.

Paul Rudd is made from the essences of 300 fresh, smiling puppies shoved in the skin-shell of an adorable dude.

One guy once sang “Lemme Buy You A Drank” in T-Pain’s voice and, I mean. I let him buy me one.

My father’s former tenant, whom he evicted for failure to pay rent for over a year, used him as a reference when applying at my place of work.

The people who made fun of their friends who got married younger (i.e. before 26) are often the people who are going to be lonely at age 30.

The last thing I can remember is being downstairs, and getting called into the living room once again for the dreaded lecture.

Going from light to heavy fish is the best way to eat sushi.

I’m going to share a game with you. This game will reveal incredible things about whoever plays it; surprise, shock and delight complete strangers, and has kickstarted more friendships than…

If a girl just walks up to you and says “Hey, can I buy you a drink?” it is totally sexy and guaranteed to work.

A somewhat frail and sickly child, Tesla was hovering above the precipice of premature death.

Nothing is worse than starting a movie and having the feeling that you’ve seen it a dozen times before. One of the biggest offenders in recycling similar ideas is romantic…

What little girl doesn’t want to wake up one morning and find out she’s inherited a royal title? (This is, I suppose, Disney’s equivalent to the Hogwarts letter.)

15. “Just Got Paid” Every time I cashed my minimum wage check from BlockBuster Video back in 2000, I would crank this song in my Geo Tracker to let everyone…