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Watch This Girl And Cat Jam Out To Starship’s “We Built This City” While On Her Bicycle (On Training Wheels)
My day just got infinitely better.
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20 Things People Over 20 Should Stop Doing
Here are 20 things people over 20 should stop doing. And believe me, I’ve been guilty of most of them. 1. Playing video games instead of looking for a job.
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17 Things That Only Happen When You’ve Been Dating Someone Forever
You have mastered the art of “coordinating what you order at restaurants so that the two of you can share and maximize your tasting opportunities.”
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15 Details In The Harry Potter Books You Missed The First Time Around
“Could Snape possibly know they’d found out about the Sorcerer’s Stone? Harry didn’t see how he could — yet he sometimes had the horrible feeling that Snape could read minds.”
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50 Rules For Daughters
I posted “50 Rules for Sons” in anticipation of my son Stephen’s graduation from high school. This year I am posting my “50 Rules for Daughters” for Sophie, 17 years old, and…
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6 Types Of Selfies You Can Take To Show Off How Hot You Are
You know how Cara Delevingne pulls dumb faces in her selfies and still looks smokin’ hot?
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7 Signs Someone Is Your Person
This is the person you marry. This is the person who will be your best friend until one of you dies. This is how you know you’ve found them.
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A Genuine Concern: How Do Girls With The Long Pointy Nails Masturbate?
Her nails were long – like really long – and pointy, very very pointy. They looked like daggers – except fake daggers, press-on daggers…but daggers nonetheless.
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A Politically Incorrect Guide To What ‘Good Sex’ Means For Women
The “no means no” talk definitely doesn’t always apply in the confines of a lot of relationships.
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What Would Happen If Autocorrect Translated What You Really Meant?
I don’t know about you, but I heavily rely on autocorrect.
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21 Things That Happen When You Get Married In Your 20s
Everyone assumes that you’re going to stop going out and having fun because you’re married, even though it doesn’t mean you’re any less single than when you were just dating.
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14 Things You Didn’t Know About The Triads
Triad is a transnational criminal organization that is based in Hong Kong, Taiwan, Singapore among many other countries.
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15 Movies Perfect To Watch On A Snow Day
Here’s a list of movies that are familiar, yet entertaining enough to help get you through a polar vortex without losing your mind.
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This Is What Happens When You Love A Writer
These are days when everything gets trapped up in their heads and something’s clogged between the head and the pen and the only other option is it comes spewing out…
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10 Types Of Drunks Your Guy Friends Become On A Night Out
“Is it hot in here or just me?”
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30 Restaurant And Fast Food Workers Reveal The One Item We Shouldn’t Order
Worked at KFC for ~4 years. The BBQ sandwich is actually made from chicken too old and stale to give to the homeless shelters, so they soak it in BBQ…
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25 Struggles Of Being In Your Late 20s
Slowly realizing that you are the same age or older as a lot of the celebrities or fictional characters that you always assumed were way older than you.
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How Much Would You Pay Someone To Hug You For Half An Hour?
In the small Northern California town of Roseville, a new business called Cuddle Connection just opened its doors for the first time this week.
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I May Or May Not Have Told My Best Friend’s Husband That I’d Give Him A Blow Job, In A Public Speech, At Their Wedding
Hello everyone. It’s your favorite time of the month. No, guys it’s not “blow job week” (or the less exciting way women refer to it: our periods). It’s story time!
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The Moment You Know You’re Falling In Love
It hits you like a ton of bricks. It knocks the air out of your lungs. And it’s the best feeling in the world.
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Yes, Of Course A Business Owner Should Have The Right To Refuse Service To Gay People
It’s not that business owners want to “refuse service” to gays simply because they’re gay; it’s that some business owners — particularly people who work in the wedding industry —…
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For Those People Who Don’t Know What They Want To Do For The Rest Of Their Lives
My outlook on life has been changing constantly as I mature, meet new people, and work in new places.
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Choose The Challenging Friendships
Challenging friendships are the ones that pull us back from the dark to remind us that we’re not always the hero in our own narratives.
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My Creepy Psychiatric Patient Practiced Voodoo, Here’s What Happened To Me When I Investigated Her
I slowly inched my way toward the closed closet door. I opened it. Blackness greeted me. With my free hand I pulled at the string to turn on the closet…
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50 Rules For Sons
Give people the benefit of the doubt, until you doubt the benefit. Then stop. You’ll know when that is.
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This Video Of Paul Rudd And Jimmy Fallon Lip Syncing Will Stab Your Worries In The Throat
Paul Rudd is made from the essences of 300 fresh, smiling puppies shoved in the skin-shell of an adorable dude.
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21 Women On The Pickup Line They’ve Heard That Actually Worked
One guy once sang “Lemme Buy You A Drank” in T-Pain’s voice and, I mean. I let him buy me one.
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37 Employers Share The Most Cringe-Worthy Resume Or Job Application They’ve Ever Seen
My father’s former tenant, whom he evicted for failure to pay rent for over a year, used him as a reference when applying at my place of work.
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This Is How You Inspire Me
It’s true that little things inspire us. And inspiration will never be achieved under stress.
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41 Quotes About Love And Life That Prove Tom Robbins Knows Everything
“Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won’t adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as its accomplice.”
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25 Important Things You Learn Between 25 And 30
The people who made fun of their friends who got married younger (i.e. before 26) are often the people who are going to be lonely at age 30.
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I’m Coming Out Single And I’m Not Afraid
So what if I’ve never had a boyfriend? I’ve been busy getting stuff done, getting stellar grades, running a newspaper, kicking butt at my job.
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Contraceptive Methods Ranked By Male Pleasure
Method: Condom Summary: Sperm is thwarted. Commentary: Our general ambivalence with condoms is more than just sensory. It is existential, for the male has an anthropological imperative to inseminate his…
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Here’s What Happened On The Night I Tried To Kill Myself
The last thing I can remember is being downstairs, and getting called into the living room once again for the dreaded lecture.
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15 Delicious Things You Didn’t Know About Sushi
Going from light to heavy fish is the best way to eat sushi.
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30 Flight Attendants, Pilots, And Airport Staff Share The Best Kept Secrets About Flying
If the plane is being hijacked when the pilot lands they will leave the wing flaps up that slow the plane down, this is to signal the airport that there…
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How To Connect Deeply With Anyone (In 5 Minutes)
I’m going to share a game with you. This game will reveal incredible things about whoever plays it; surprise, shock and delight complete strangers, and has kickstarted more friendships than…
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15 Scary Things You Didn’t Know About “El Chapo” Guzman, The Notorious Mexican Drug Lord
El Chapo rose amongst the ranks, became known as a ruthless pragmatist and savvy businessman.
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The 4 Main Types Of Breakups You’ll Probably End Up Going Through
1. The “I Will Never Love Again” Breakup You are head over heels in love but have only experienced one another. You’re breaking up to see what else is out…
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21 Guys On The Pickup Line They’ve Heard That Actually Worked
If a girl just walks up to you and says “Hey, can I buy you a drink?” it is totally sexy and guaranteed to work.
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How Nikola Tesla Made Mark Twain Crap His White Suit (…And How We Can Avoid The Same Fate)
A somewhat frail and sickly child, Tesla was hovering above the precipice of premature death.
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A US Map Of Romantic Comedy Settings Or Storylines Based On Location
Nothing is worse than starting a movie and having the feeling that you’ve seen it a dozen times before. One of the biggest offenders in recycling similar ideas is romantic…
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When You Are Left For Someone Else
When you are left for someone else, count all the cracks in your ceiling.
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What You Should Remember When You Feel Ashamed
Singular actions do not define you. You aren’t each individual decision you make, but you are defined by the habitual ones, by the sum of all of them together.
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The 16 Most Awesome Female Characters From Disney Movies
What little girl doesn’t want to wake up one morning and find out she’s inherited a royal title? (This is, I suppose, Disney’s equivalent to the Hogwarts letter.)
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I Can’t Believe Sarah Died This Way
One of the moments that changed my relationship with my current girlfriend was the day she asked if I wanted to attend a play with her.
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The 15 Greatest N’Sync Songs Of All Time
15. “Just Got Paid” Every time I cashed my minimum wage check from BlockBuster Video back in 2000, I would crank this song in my Geo Tracker to let everyone…