Buying an ice cream with some kind of chunks in it and proceeding to excavate all the chunks out and then leave the rest of the ice cream in the…

Phil Spector pulled a gun out to threaten Debbie Harry, the Ramones, and John Lennon. The man actually shot a gun off in the studio near a former Beatle, and…

Typically I would be afraid of basements, but I knew my dad was still awake.

You are never above dollar pizza.

Walking around the store and just sort of… putting something back on the shelf, about a half mile from where it’s supposed to go, in full view of an employee.

As long as you have these things, you can officially let go of any concern about the appearance of other, less important parts of your body.

7 years. So, so many differences.

Guys are in the bathroom so long because we start reading useless stuff on our phones and lose track of time. One time I realized I had been reading about…

A woman decides to “prank” guys by bending over in her precariously short dress.

We all think of boy bands as cute little guys singing innocent songs about young love and backstreets being back, but this will change how you look at their song…

What do you mean, the rest of the world doesn’t consider flip-flops to be acceptable footwear?

With supply comes demand. And with that comes upkeep.

Finding a family is a lot like online dating, and you can set your own terms before you decide on one.

Naming the cats you plan to purchase in the future.

How could you think Miley Cyrus isn’t a feminist?

There are probably a handful of books out there that have changed the way you see everything — fiction and non-fiction.

Watch guys freak out (and get really angry) when they find out the hot ass they’re checking out belongs to a dude. So funny.

When I’m at the near-end of a long-ass retail shift, only a swipe of really bright red lipstick will cure me. It lights up my whole face; my eyes look…

There’s a reasonably good chance you will meet your untimely death during this year.

An outfit consisting of a chunky sweater, leggings or skinny jeans, riding boots, and an oversized scarf.

Are you sure you’re wiping correctly?

Here are 4 songs to listen to when you got dumped and you need a reminder of why you’re still great and he’s the one losing out.

You thought ‘The Shining’ was a fucked up hotel story?

Maybe you hate your job, or your coworkers, or classes have just been really rough. Maybe you just feel a little ‘off’ today and you can’t really explain why. I…

A childhood in the south is an interesting thing. It provides a very clear picture of the kind of America most northerners make fun of, but often don’t understand.

Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want.

I think I speak for Foodarians when I say: More ice cream for us, quitters.

Yes, I am a naturally thin woman. I was born this way (cue the Lady Gaga music). I am not “so lucky.” No, I am not on a weight-loss diet.