A long, long time ago, I used to be a Christian. Then again, I also used to believe in Santa Claus.

Easy Mac: The Kelly Rowland to homemade macaroni and cheese’s Beyonce, but a member of Destiny’s Child nonetheless.

1. You can wear dresses without a bra.

If you’re speeding and see a cop, wave.

There’s nothing better than finding a new version of a song that’s even better than the original.

Who says you gotta look a certain way to be fierce as fuck? None of this “real women have curves” business. Let’s be inclusive, not exclusive.

This melting bunny.

When you have compassion and love towards yourself, you can’t help but be attractive to people around you. If you are a light and you walk directly into a dark…

I’ll be the first to admit that when I initially wanted to study abroad, I had envisioned traveling to Ireland somewhere. I’d just seen “P.S.

Our two for one drinks, one of which was non-alcoholic, cost us $27. Really, a rum and coke and a virgin cocktail normally costs $54 for lunch? Really? We had…

Coiffed boys in suits, girls in heels, silk dresses, hair perfectly curled. Oh my god did she do her makeup herself?

Finding out they had a speech impediment as a child.

Take advantage of the things you won’t have when you return home.

Happy reading, and don’t forget to put on that sunscreen.

1. Your alarm is more like a guideline than a rule; one which you will repeatedly ignore.

It feels as if you had a menu in hand and anxiously, hungrily waited for 20-something years, then when the universe came over to take your order, you didn’t have…

They say there is always room for better. But what if he was the best you could ever have? What if there is no room for anything better at all?

You don’t have to have everything figured out, and you don’t have to have perfect outcomes, you just have to feel good about the process.

A morbid look at life.

An overwhelming amount of people have said that clowns are creepy – and we have Stephen King to thank for that.

What’s worse: Not knowing these common facts or being continually surprised at how ignorant people are?

Like any good boyfriend, the guy who works at the coffee shop you always go to knows exactly what you want and is eager to give it to you.

Twitter is the land of word vomit and no spell check.

“I miss Rushmore. I miss… the seasons.”

Sometimes we can’t just go to your barber. It’s like handing someone a hairbrush & fingernail polish and asking them to create a beautiful, detailed painting with it.

If Apple’s stock can rise from $21 to $500, so can the wealth of any man.

And it’s not because wanting to make yourself prettier is incongruous with being supportive of women, it’s because it highlights all that is maybe-not-100-percent-sincere in our feminist rhetoric.

1. Pick your nose. It will bleed.