Does your city have a giant pink elephant giving itself a bath?

2. You’re kind of avoiding introducing them to your friends.

16. Evidence also indicates that we may have had our first bisexual or lesbian first lady.

To be black and to vote Republican don’t seem to go together. But where does this distrust of black Republicanism come from? Are black people really slaves to the Democratic…

Soon, your honger — your hungry anger — will drive you to eat that Jumbo Slice and/or pack of nuggets as though it dishonored your family name and this is…

Geeks are the bones of every high school. Not because they’re busy getting stuffed in lockers, but because they’re the only ones who aren’t pretending. Everyone else is pretending.

Everyone convinced you that taking the first job that would have you was the best way to secure your future, and now you’re absolutely paranoid of letting it go.

In 2009 I got really fed up with my 9-5 job and decided to quite and spend a year backpacking around Asia. It took a year of living with my…

6. If we don’t orgasm, it’s not to spite you.

Throw yourself into the degree, the promotion, the internship, or the backpacking tour of Asia that you have always dreamed of doing but knew that you couldn’t do if anyone…

You basically have to walk a perfect straight line at all times in Japan because if you veer off at any moment you will almost definitely get mashed by a…

The sad truth is that even if we were to invest all of our time and resources into making ourselves look like somebody else, most of us would not succeed…

Don’t pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.

“Real Life,” despite being the name of a recent facebook album, is decidedly a thing.

A walk home from work is a walk through the parade of Nations during the Olympics.

Do I look fat? I feel large and in charge.

But being able to say “No, I deserve better than this,” and moving on to actually find something that is, is crucial to finding out what it is you really…

But mostly, I’m content. I’m just…feeling really OK with myself, and if that’s what getting older is all about, then bring it on.

At the time of his death in 1940, Fitzgerald claimed to have made just $4,000 off the novel.

Who approved of Fergie?

It’s magical. You are radiating your usual stink lines of reservation and judgment, when all of a sudden someone even passingly mention something that sounds like a food, and you…

10. Being young enough to still experience things for the first time.

Happy people know suffering more than anyone else.

Unfortunately, while our culture claims to not like bullies, our consumer practices show otherwise.

9. Running to greet someone you love at the train station.

2.) How much can you deadlift?