Karisa Tell

But Nickelback? NO. I couldn’t live with myself if their songs brought me joy.

Just then I noticed a Barbie head a few feet over. And it looked like a real Barbie, not a misshapen, bald head. As I got closer, I realized it was just the head and neck, and a bit of shoulders.

I recently published a book with Thought Catalog (you should buy it) (this is how I’m telling you).

That all men drink beer and all women drink wine.

Carol led me into the cave and closed the door slowly behind us with a devilish grin. She’s really legit! I thought to myself.

Stephen Hawking published A Brief History of Time, which means your entire lifetime is excluded from his history of time.


Don’t you hate those people who talk about their diets all the time? They go on and on about how they’re “so into lentils right now,” and how they’ve stopped eating gluten because it’s bad for everyone, and how they’ve never been to a Taco Bell and want to keep that streak alive.

A kiosk salesman made eye contact with us and motioned us over. As a human being, it’s a natural reaction to walk toward someone who is beckoning.