Carrie Wittmer
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Carrie Wittmer
Psycho Thoughts Girls Have When A Guy Does Not Respond To A Text Message For Days
Girls are crazy, but it’s your fault.
Things Girls Say To Each Other In the Bathroom
Do I look fat? I feel large and in charge.
Ranting About My Problems With ‘The Great Gatsby’ On The Train: It’s All Jay-Z’s Fault
Who approved of Fergie?
Texts I’d Send Boys If I Was Always An Honest Person
Why do you ask me questions that you could ask Google?
The OkCupid Inbox Of Every 23-Year-Old Girl
I’d love to talk about Ben Affleck with you over some drinks and then do bad things with you after ;)