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15 Greatest Lil Wayne Songs (Vive Weezy!)
I’m glad Lil Wayne is still alive. He’s one of the greatest to ever do it.
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24 Dates To Take Yourself On
2. Cheap buffet. Usually I like to wait all to eat, only having a snack here and there – you know, like appetite foreplay.
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5 Things Guys Need To Stop Doing In Bed
The thing about orgasms is that they can come from anywhere. If the Peen Patrol isn’t bringing them, why not take her to Tongue Town or Vibrator Valley or even…
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What Your Shoes Say About You
You buy vegetables at farmer’s market — carrying their ostentatiously exposed stems and leaves in an artistic canvas tote bag purchased at Etsy — and render them into soup that…
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15 Ways To Make Me Fall For You
Know how to dress and how to mix a drink. Two very easy things to learn, and everyone who wants to be impressive to their desired gender can do it.
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Do You Want To Make Out With Me?
It’s not like I want to marry or date you. I just want to kiss you. There’s something about our dynamic that intrigues me and I don’t think I’ll figure…
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19 Ways To Deal With Frustration
12. Type a long angry text. You don’t actually have to send the text to anyone but it’ll feel good just to get the words out.
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What Your Bedtime Says About You
Yes, they say the early bird gets the worm but only if a productive night owl isn’t there to snatch it first.
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How To Love An Extrovert
Imagine how cruel people can be when they interpret outgoingness for sexual availability and then are turned down when their ego is most easily bruised. Remember not to make that…
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5 Weird Things I Did In High School That Didn’t Seem Weird At The Time
Use our bodies as a chalkboard. In high school, passing the time in class usually meant writing your friends notes and drawing all over their arms with Sharpies. WTF was…
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How To Win At Dating
When your partner opens up to you for the first time or your date looks at you like there’s no one else in the room, you can’t put a value…
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The Things Girls Want To Hear
You show that you have not been beaten into a patriarchal pulp by all of these ridiculous expectations that you don’t show how you actually feel.
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Why We F*ck
Out of all your sexual experiences, how often were you doing it simply because you wanted to make a baby? The vast majority of people use birth control. We try…
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5 Short Story Collections You Should Be Reading
The following are five short story collections that deserve a good deal of praise because they do precisely that: they make you care. They suck you in. They stick to…
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I Don’t Understand Why White People Love Flip Flops So Much
Can we wait until it’s at least 75 degrees outside, everyone? Jesus.
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15 Things That Make Us Paranoid… Or Is It Just Me? Crap, It’s Probably Just Me
4. When you’re walking or standing and people behind you start laugh.
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10 Things To Do In Celebration Of Spring
Dress like it’s 60 degrees out even though it is not.
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10 Things You Hate To Do
How about just being nice to all people and shutting up so I don’t have to school you every single day?
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People Whose Feelings Have An On/Off Switch Are Terrifying
The boogeyman of the dating world, the destroyer of hearts – the person who is able to change their mind about you on a whim.
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10 Reasons Not To Give Up On Love
It’s like when you’ve lived in a city so long that you’ve completely forgotten all the beautiful monuments and awesome restaurants which are right within walking distance of your place.…
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10 Actors Who Are Creepers In Everything
I’ve heard some women are into Willem Defoe, but I can’t see it.
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The Things Girls Are Afraid To Say
And we are afraid to be open with this need, with this passion, because we don’t want to lose you. That is really the crux of it.
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Oops, I Accidentally Wasted My Entire 20s (And I Feel Fine)
These articles talk about the misery that results from indecision in one’s twenties, and I believe that part is true. Indecision is miserable. But the articles are wrong about the…
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Confessions Of A Hairy Girl
On a first date, I realised midway through that I was wearing a strappy dress, and hadn’t shaved my armpits. Cue awkwardly refusing to raise my arms for the rest…
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5 Things We Are All Jealous Of
So when you wake up in the morning and catch a glimpse of yourself in the bathroom mirror looking like a greasy combination of a used makeup-remover pad and comb…
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5 Valid Reasons To Get Drunk With Someone
You know what will save a truly boring party? Everyone deciding to get the same amount of drunk. I swear to god, that fixes everything. If everyone in the room…
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10 Ways To Travel As A Poor 20-Something
Cook your own meals and save some money while you’re at it. Just fry some eggs, throw in canned black beans and salsa, toast some bread, and you’re good to…
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Please Stop Asking Me How Lesbians Have Sex
“Actually, what I really want to know is — how do two girls actually have sex?” he asked, and for a split second I imagine bludgeoning him over the head…
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It’s Not Real Girl Love Until You Pee Together
First, one must understand the circumstances of the Girl Pee. As we have generally not been blessed with a protruding organ for indiscriminate urination, we must find our own accommodations…
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25 Reasons Middle School Sucked
8. If Your Name Rhymed with a Body Part or Swear Word, Your Life Was Over.
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10 Things That Will Happen In Your First Yoga Class
The culture will tempt you and you’ll definitely want to try and fit in better at the next class. (Up to you how important that is!)
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I Love You Don’t Leave Me
I went home that night and cried. “I miss you already” I wrote in a text to her, and I’d barely pressed send when my phone began vibrating, flashing with…
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Eat Your Heart Out: On My Wife’s Eating Disorder
Emily, obviously, has an eating disorder. It is neither anorexia nor bulimia because it includes symptoms considered exclusive to both and is instead categorized under the heading “eating disorder—other.”
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24 Signs You Are Going To Die Alone
It has become your personal mission to find and kill Nicholas Sparks.
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50 Quotes From The Indiana Jones Movies, In Order Of Awesomeness
“Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.”
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What If You Do End Up Alone?
Some people can’t be alone. They just can’t. In some minds, it is better to settle than to be alone.
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Rules For A One Night Stand
Call your best friend. Her approval is mandatory.
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I’m Trying To Love You More
Life is not a game. Life is not a clean narrative and people are real and flawed and you can’t force anything on them or yourself. The second you try…
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10 Things Facebook, Twitter And Instagram Addicts Fear
1. Having a witty, brilliant, perfect thought that’s over 140 characters.
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Spring Broken: A Spring Break Itinerary For Adults
In the afternoon, drink the one beer you find in the back of your fridge, then get a little naughty and go skinny dipping. In the SHOWER!
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How To Be Friends With Your Ex
Try to immediately become friends. Hang out and get coffee and laugh and act normal. Feel weird about not kissing goodbye.
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19 Ways To Love Yourself
Read a book from your childhood that you used to love, and remember all of the things about it that made you first fall in love with reading. Highlight your…
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An Open Letter To The Girl I Loved And Lost
I can’t sleep because I’m going to be doing it all alone.
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